You're going to die.
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Of course I'm going to die. It's a fairly certain thing, you know?
And I'd prefer not to know, thanks.
And I'd prefer not to know, thanks.
Too much TV methinks.
On a boatload of drugs so I don't what's going on.
I'm not one for noble deaths.
On a boatload of drugs so I don't what's going on.
I'm not one for noble deaths.
After winning a lightsaber duel against Bobby Kotick, causing his lair (Activision HQ) to collapse upon itself (like in the The Silver Chair), screaming "See you in hell, Kotick" (in a similar fashion to when Namik blows up leading us to believe Goku is dead) then being absorbed by a blinding flash of light.
I would want a noble death. Perhaps an epically noble death. Something that would be remembered for at least a hundred years......
I know the easiest way to cause it. If there is a button, and I don't know what it does, I will push it.
So.. when I finally piss off someone enough for them to kill me, they will put a bomb in a box and just make the box unopenable, with a single shiny red button. I will eventually push it.
How would I like to die you say? Sorority Blowjob Massacre.
So.. when I finally piss off someone enough for them to kill me, they will put a bomb in a box and just make the box unopenable, with a single shiny red button. I will eventually push it.
How would I like to die you say? Sorority Blowjob Massacre.
In some way that has my name immortalized. Like finding the cure for AIDS, but all the countless sleepless nights take it's toll and I die as soon as I hand it in. Or my death starts a war, and I'm made a martyr. Something people will remember.
Getting a BJ while snorting coke from a strippers leg while falling from a plane heading towards the Grand Canyon.
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Not really, but i want to die a spontaneous death IF i get one of those slow diseases... Like cancer.
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Not really, but i want to die a spontaneous death IF i get one of those slow diseases... Like cancer.
Hm... interesting.
Either i would like to die with my friends around me, as we fight for the beliefs we hold.
that, or in my bed, peaceful, after a rich and full life.
Either i would like to die with my friends around me, as we fight for the beliefs we hold.
that, or in my bed, peaceful, after a rich and full life.
While I wish I could say something dramatic like "fighting to the end to defend the people I love", I know that's unrealistic.
A realistic way of dying that I would want would be a brain aneurysm in my sleep. A painless, peaceful way to die.
A realistic way of dying that I would want would be a brain aneurysm in my sleep. A painless, peaceful way to die.
Well, kinda like this:Athol said:
I would be beaten in a corner by whoever is my enemy. He would point his gun to my face and said
"Any last word" to what i would reply.
"Yeah, But it would be too cliche."
and use the C4 hiding in my coat to turn us into dust.
I've had my death planned for years. I'm going to die due to a parachute malfunction on my 114th birthday.
Painlessly after a long and fulfilling life. Probably in a bed surrounded by money and hot women.