You're going to die.
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On top of a building, with a bungee cord around my feet. And a piano string around my neck, tethered behind me. Then I glue my hands to my head and jump off. The end result will be me bouncing up and down with my disembodied head in my hands. I'll probably shock someone to death with me. 
Alternatively, in bed, on drugs. I'm not one for noble deaths.
Alternatively, in bed, on drugs. I'm not one for noble deaths.
On fire, leaping from a high place (Think the Steward of Gondor at the end of Return of the King).
Preferably while on a drug-induced craze after sleeping with every woman in my kingdom. Twice.
Preferably while on a drug-induced craze after sleeping with every woman in my kingdom. Twice.
If I have the luxury of deciding it in its entirety no matter how outlandish and ridiculous it may be. Either of old age with every person under my banner following the path I set them on with zealotry or with every single nuclear warhead in the exact center of Antarctica which will detonate when my heart finally stops.
Realistically I will die of old age, proud of my accomplishments and greatly saddened that my species still acts like a spoiled fussy child.
Realistically I will die of old age, proud of my accomplishments and greatly saddened that my species still acts like a spoiled fussy child.
I want to go punching Death in the face and kicking my mortality in the balls. Failing that in glorious battle or jumping out/off of something high in the sky, preferably taking an asshole with me
Fighting off the horde whilst friends and family and strangers and Bill, from accounting, escaped. I fight them all of until I am too tired and fall.
That or...skydiving off the moon whilst getting a blowjob from the sexiest lady alive(to be decided later) and then realising I don't have a parachute.
OR! Cleansing the human race of bad people and then finding out it's a crime, even if they are intolerant, scum, Chavs, murderers, rapist, Bill, from accounting, etc, etc, etc...
That or...skydiving off the moon whilst getting a blowjob from the sexiest lady alive(to be decided later) and then realising I don't have a parachute.
OR! Cleansing the human race of bad people and then finding out it's a crime, even if they are intolerant, scum, Chavs, murderers, rapist, Bill, from accounting, etc, etc, etc...
Why do people always say they want to die while having sex?
I mean, really, think of the other person.
Especially if it's like an instant death where they don't realize it for a while and you just happen to be unusually quiet.
I mean, really, think of the other person.
Especially if it's like an instant death where they don't realize it for a while and you just happen to be unusually quiet.
I would like to die an old, aged warrior who stubbornly refuses to let the whippersnappers have all the fun and die in battle defending a location of vital strategic importance from the zombie hoards.
I would save earth from a giant spacenuke by surfing atop another nuke to blow it up in space
and they would both be filled with confetti
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and they would both be filled with confetti
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In the most epic way possible: too many people in this world die from something like disease or famine. I want to go out in a way that truly marks my status in this world.