You're going to die.

[Feralbreed]

We are but shadows and dust Maximus!

 

[PoliceBox63]

Taking a bullet for someone I love.

 

[shadyh8er]

The same way as I always say when asked this question:

Fired into the sun.

You may have to wait until that thing with the crazy lady who "owns the sun" blows over though, or else they might call it trespassing and not allow it. (Not really sure who "they" are).

[a href:http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/105665-Woman-Claims-to-Own-the-Sun]If you don't know what I'm talking about...[/a]

Big deal, I'm in a spaceship on a collision course with the Sun, she can sue me all she wants.

That's the spirit!

 

[varulfic]

In a violent blaze of glory, of course.


And anyone who says "in my sleep" is a pussy. Seriously.

 

[ethaninja]

Preferably not being brutaly slaughtered.

 

[ethaninja]

Taking a bullet for someone I love.

I never got that whole thing. Why doesn't the shooter just shoot that person again?

 

[PoliceBox63]

Taking a bullet for someone I love.

I never got that whole thing. Why doesn't the shooter just shoot that person again?

Hollywood and/or others already moving to subdue the shooter.

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

In my sleep or drowning in a pool of chocolate pudding.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

When I saw the title of this thread, I couldn't help but think of this:

Spoiler

OT: I'd love to say that I would ideally like to die in service to a noble cause or somesuch, but in reality, preferrably in my sleep or at least as painlessly as possible.

 

[Malyc]

Spoiler: A prayer from the Brothers.

Boondock Saints... BEST... MOVIE... EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"This has gotta be his big break... We have to fuck with him!"

OT, I'd prefer to go out holding back a FREAKING HUGE invasion force, as long as I have enough ammo to keep the fight goin for a long time. If I'm goin down, I'm taking as many of them as I can with me.

 

[Cheesus333]

Like this. The flare gun is a crucial touch.

And anyone who says "in my sleep" is a pussy. Seriously.

Wishing pain upon yourself isn't machismo; it's masochism.

See what I did there? Pretty convenient, those two words being so similar and all.

 

[ethaninja]

Taking a bullet for someone I love.

I never got that whole thing. Why doesn't the shooter just shoot that person again?

Hollywood and/or others already moving to subdue the shooter.

Ah fair enough Like a sniper or someone was just that one split second too last and the shooter managed to get a round off before being taken out.

 

[no oneder]

When I saw the title of this thread, I couldn't help but think of this:

Spoiler

I had to see the video. That's awful, how could they teach someone about their own demise...

Ay ay ay...

OT: I would like to die in a car crash.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

I had to see the video. That's awful, how could they teach someone about their own demise...

Ay ay ay...

OT: I would like to die in a car crash.

You do know The Onion is a spoof, right? Only it's a bit difficult to detect sarcasm over the internet.

 

[no oneder]

I had to see the video. That's awful, how could they teach someone about their own demise...

Ay ay ay...

OT: I would like to die in a car crash.

You do know The Onion is a spoof, right? Only it's a bit difficult to detect sarcasm over the internet.

Well, I hadn't noticed until you mentioned it.

Now I feel stupid.

 

[Hexador]

In a stupid way that outrages all of my fans so that later some one can retcon me back to life.

 

[manic_depressive13]

I want to die for something I don't believe in. You know; I want to die tragically and needlessly, and too young. Getting shot or stabbed would be suitable. Maybe I'll just jump.

 

[Samwise137]

I'd like to go out in a blaze of glory. I know it sounds cliche but it's just the way it is.

 

[Malkavian]

I dread growing old, so I think something along the lines of you, OP. Going out into a hail of bullets for some lost cause.