You're going to die.

[Mistermixmaster]

Remember the new Medal of Honor game?

Spoiler: MoH spoilers ahoy!

The way "Rabbit" dies at the end of the campaign, hauled out from the torture rooms/caves, then slowly bleeding to death while his friends try to keep him alive and conscious until the evac arrives. I swear, I cried at that part xD

OR, I would like to die like...

Spoiler: massive Persona 3 spoiler

... the main character of Persona 3 does. Saving the world with the wishes from all your friends, dying in the process, only to then return to Earth a few minutes later and live on like normally to fulfill a promise to meet all my friends at the Graduation Day (and then disappear)

I'm a bit wierd like that, eh?

 

[Cpu46]

After single handedly thwarting Glen Beck's plan to rule the world I am unable to destroy the doomsday device known as Fox news. Suddenly a fissure opens up and swallows both me and the device. I am mourned by many.

 

[shadyh8er]

Getting the shit kicked out of me by the fanboys after stealing a kiss from Caitlin Glass.


(My real death would probably involve my low common sense supply).

 

[randomsix]

As the only observer to the heat death of the universe.

 

[the rye]

I would choose to die for my beliefs and principals, probably from sliting my throat of shooting myself.

 

[shadyh8er]

The same way as I always say when asked this question:

Fired into the sun.

You may have to wait until that thing with the crazy lady who "owns the sun" blows over though, or else they might call it trespassing and not allow it. (Not really sure who "they" are).

[a href:http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/105665-Woman-Claims-to-Own-the-Sun]If you don't know what I'm talking about...[/a]

 

[Captain Pirate]

I would want a noble death. Perhaps an epically noble death. Something that would be remembered for at least a hundred years......

This.
Some sort of epic battle cry as I am shot to pieces in the heat of battle.

Either that or a painless one in my sleep, after a great day with my friends. Above all I would want to die happy.

 

[The Stonker]

I will sacrifice my body for my view, but I will sacrifice my mind for the ones I love.
Therefor, I would like to die of old age or never, if I could do that.
But for a whacky situation, then I would like to be beat up to pulp by weak WoW nerds.
Just because it would take forever...

 

[3aqua]

go to school football pitch fly 80ft into the air and explode into a brilliant turquoise light and then my corpse would descend made of solid diamond (mainly just for showing off)

 

[eggy32]

An epic battle against batman, superman and a few others in which i stand upon a pile of dead bodies but kill myself because life without batman sucks.

 

[T-Bone24]

The same way as I always say when asked this question:

Fired into the sun.

You may have to wait until that thing with the crazy lady who "owns the sun" blows over though, or else they might call it trespassing and not allow it. (Not really sure who "they" are).

[a href:http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/105665-Woman-Claims-to-Own-the-Sun]If you don't know what I'm talking about...[/a]

Big deal, I'm in a spaceship on a collision course with the Sun, she can sue me all she wants.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

I would go out by strapping live land mines to my fists and then punching Osama Bin Laden in the dick.

I would go down in history as the guy who punched Osama Bin Laden so hard in the dick that he exploded.

 

[ReaperzXIII]

Taking out the entire Taliban army by myself, I would be the guy who single handedly took out the entire taliban and ended a war.

Otherwise I want to go out driving a plane into some really bad guy's army with the plane painted as a smiley face with the song I'm a pirate from LazyTown.

 

[Aeshi]

Old Age.


I win!

 

[amucha98]

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[Queen Michael]

What would kill me? Is that what you ask? One word: Batman.

 

[Zhukov]

I believe the term is "death by snoo-snoo".

 

[Something Amyss]

Doing what I love.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

What do you mean "if"? I'm fairly certain I am going to die someday. Preferably as painlessly as possible.