Get a Ferrari, hookers, and a horrible amount of drugs and drive off Niagara Falls. Is it strange I already had this planned?
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Make peace with God in vain ( heaven only knows how much shit i've done that i shouldn't have and will most likely go to hell for . Knowing this , a fitting death would be by flames, i would get a gun , go to a gas station , and point blank shoot the gas tanks. Now if this doom clock is anything like final destination 2 , i will not be able to kill myself until fate decides it's time, hopefullty this will no be the case.
I'd curse my assistant. This way he resurrects me and if he tries to resurrect me as a minion, the curse stays on and he suffers.
Boom. I stay alive and continue my conquest.
Boom. I stay alive and continue my conquest.
*You might want to start the youtube video at the bottom before reading, but idk gtfo*
*ahem*
I'd drive up to Denver and hold a bank up.
Everybody would have to line up against the wall and throw their phones in a pile. Which I would then dispose of.
The police would would come, I'd release a few hostages.
I'd spend a few minutes in front of the rest of the hostages staring at my gun, then staring at front door; murmering, "I wish it didn't have to come to this".
Eventually I'd take my mask off and ask the cashier-ist if she would've gone out with me. (if I wasn't a crimminal)
I'd spend a good long time staring at the vault of money that I'll never have.
And I'd have to pretend to shoot one of the hostages to keep the media's attention.
And when I've got about an hour left I'd grab an armful of money, tearfully surpise the cashier-ist with a kiss and stroll out the door, shooting at the police who return fire.
The police would eventually shoot me and I'd fall onto the cold, hard pavement; choking on my own blood.
The medics would arrive and try to get me onto a stretcher but I'd wave them away.
I'm sure the chief of police would walk over to me and ask, "Why'd you do it, son".
I would ask him to hand me my ipod (I "accidentally" slipped it into the cashier-ist's pocket).
I start playing "Waiting" by City And Colour *below*
I'd listen to the songe for about a minute then I'd ask the chief of police to go back and ask that cashier-ist for her phone number.
And when he gets back, I will have passed on.
*ahem*
I'd drive up to Denver and hold a bank up.
Everybody would have to line up against the wall and throw their phones in a pile. Which I would then dispose of.
The police would would come, I'd release a few hostages.
I'd spend a few minutes in front of the rest of the hostages staring at my gun, then staring at front door; murmering, "I wish it didn't have to come to this".
Eventually I'd take my mask off and ask the cashier-ist if she would've gone out with me. (if I wasn't a crimminal)
I'd spend a good long time staring at the vault of money that I'll never have.
And I'd have to pretend to shoot one of the hostages to keep the media's attention.
And when I've got about an hour left I'd grab an armful of money, tearfully surpise the cashier-ist with a kiss and stroll out the door, shooting at the police who return fire.
The police would eventually shoot me and I'd fall onto the cold, hard pavement; choking on my own blood.
The medics would arrive and try to get me onto a stretcher but I'd wave them away.
I'm sure the chief of police would walk over to me and ask, "Why'd you do it, son".
I would ask him to hand me my ipod (I "accidentally" slipped it into the cashier-ist's pocket).
I start playing "Waiting" by City And Colour *below*
I'd listen to the songe for about a minute then I'd ask the chief of police to go back and ask that cashier-ist for her phone number.
And when he gets back, I will have passed on.
I'd get a plane ticket to florida, see my girlfriend, and give her the happiest day she's ever lived, then I'd die with her in my arms
Ok, first of all, he/she actually used the correct version of you're. Second of all, claiming to be a grammar Nazi while using the word Id, makes you just wrong.Madara said:
If you are going to be a jerk, at least know what you are talking about.
And I would spend the day kicking Fred Phelps in his most sensitive regions.
It depends. Is it just me, or the whole world. Is it guaranteed, or just expected. Could action prevent it?
I would probably do nothing. I don't really regret anything other than stuff over which I unfortunately have no control, and I have no list of things I want to do before I die.
If it's only me dying, I would probably write some last words. Something that may be memorable to those who know me.
I would probably do nothing. I don't really regret anything other than stuff over which I unfortunately have no control, and I have no list of things I want to do before I die.
If it's only me dying, I would probably write some last words. Something that may be memorable to those who know me.
I'd sleep a lot at first.
Then I'd confess a lot of things to a variety of people.
Then I'd probably go on a drive somewhere quiet.
Then go back to sleep.
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Y'know, maybe I wouldn't confess anything. Probably tell one or two people and fill out a last will and testament. Then drive somewhere and go to sleep.
Then I'd confess a lot of things to a variety of people.
Then I'd probably go on a drive somewhere quiet.
Then go back to sleep.
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Y'know, maybe I wouldn't confess anything. Probably tell one or two people and fill out a last will and testament. Then drive somewhere and go to sleep.
This, if willing females are in short supply I'll just have to go it alone, then I'd have to find something to do for the final 23:45.viking97 said:
I'd spend my last 24 hours wiping out the human race. And just before I die in the end I'd smile happily at the completion of my task ^_^
If I'm gonna die no one else deserves to live ^_~ HAH! Bitches.
If I'm gonna die no one else deserves to live ^_~ HAH! Bitches.
