You're stuck with one tattoo for the rest of your life...

[dmase]

Depends how well drawn a penis. The type scribbled on a desk by a bored student or a strong phallic symbol?

Most likely star child's big ass star around the eye, hopefully without the white clown makeup. But yeah I could live with that besides the fact that given my body any tattoo would turn into scar tissue.

 

[Dogstile]

I'd go with the hitler one.

Considering I rock a tashe anyway, it shouldn't matter

 

[Nyrad01]

I don't trust my beard growing skills enough to cover a Hitler 'tash, so I would have to go with the Kiss tattoo. I guess it would make for an interesting story

 

[Samwise137]

I love kiss but don't like gene simmons so I'm going with the hitler stache. I can always grow my own over it (even though I look like crap with facial hair)

 

[jpblade666]

WHY is it called a Hitler stache? Its a Chaplin Stache! And that is what I would tell people, I would also get a hat and dress like Chaplin.

 

[x-machina]

I already have a beard so hitlerstache it is

 

[Biodeamon]

i'd say moustache. What? i like moustaches...
http://youtu.be/bBeSi-ODfJk

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Well... wow.... 3... yeah 3

 

[rekabdarb]

Well the only tattoo i'll ever get is this one

<=

 

[Irriduccibilli]

I'll go with 2. Just get a beard, that should cover most of that tattoo up

 

[bdcjacko]

Stab the dude to death, those are all stupid tattoos.

 

[teebeeohh]

i think justin bieber did 1
and i would get the hitler mustache although is is probably illegal where i live but i can just grow a real mustache over it.

 

[Hoban]

Hitler. I have two options: Grow a real stache or say "I'm a big fan of Charlie Chaplin!"

 

[Optional Opinion]

I'll grow a Toothbrush Moustache to cover the 'Hitler Moustache' tattoo.

 

[Athol]

#2 The 'Charlie Chaplin' (He wore it first!)

I'd simply regrow my goatee and all would be fine.

 

[Ironsouled]

KISS. Like 'em anyway, although the skullfucking suggestion is rather droll.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

WHY is it called a Hitler stache? Its a Chaplin Stache! And that is what I would tell people, I would also get a hat and dress like Chaplin.

THANK YOU!

Someone who had this same plan ready in case of that situation!

 

[Restoshamankk]

Defneatly the face paint, I would not even hate it

 

[Riddle78]

4;the emblem of the Cybran Nation on my forearm,in full colour. I AM THE ULTIMATE GAMER GEEK!