Yourself in one sentence.

[Liiizard]

Hello, my name is Pat, and I want to keep bacteria as pets.

 

[Sethzard]

Hi, I'm Seth, if you don't have anything useful to say fuck off.

 

[cheese_wizington]

Hello, I'm Thor, and I'm a nice enough guy.

 

[Robert632]

Hello I'm Robert and I'm immature.

(HELLO ROBERT)

 

[Above]

Hi Im Ezz,and im so cool i spell it with a k,and i shall eat your face now

[HEADING=1] NOM NOM NOM [/HEADING]

 

[Discord]

Hello, I like foxes.

 

[Banana Phone Man]

Hi, I'm Tom and I'm shy around other people.

 

[Ekonk]

Please allow me to introduce myself, I am a man of wealth and taste.

Pleased to meet you! Pleased to meet you!

I like you already.

 

[olijba]

I'm Oli and I make little skits and bits on Youtube.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

Hello, my name is Alex and I'm more than meets the eye.

Le gasp! Are you also a robot in disguise? Oh, please tell me you are.

My name is Cally and I'm currently very busy procrastinating.

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die

Marry me. I'll be in Vegas in a fortnight.

 

[A Raging Emo]

MAH FR'ENDS CALL MEH COACH!

On Topic: I'd really describe myself with soemthing along the lines of...

"Hi, I'm James, and I like to think I'm a very kind person =)".

KIDDIELAND
COOAACHHHH
...Goddammit.

Also, HELLO JAMES.

"Would you SHUDUP! I'm tryin' ta' masturbate up here!"
"What's he say?"
"He says he wants some good ol' fashioned Cola!"

Also, HI MARIUS!

 

[Agent Larkin]

Good guy, Bad person

 

[UberLemonBoy]

Hi i'm Mike and i can piss you off, alot.

 

[Thk13421]

Hello, my name is Thomas, and I talk to myself a lot.

 

[The Night Shade]

!GENIUS¡

 

[Mariakitten]

I am the Hakumen, The end has come. =]

 

[PacRatFilms]

Hi, my name is Jack, and I'm funny and laid back.

EDIT: Ignore the rhymes

 

[Darquesse]

I'm a bit of sadist, meh.

 

[Red Rum]

I will CUT OUT YOUR EYES AND SELL 'EM BACK TO YOU!