Activate my doom fortress then once the protagonist is inside, blow it up before I can get my ass kicked. Just better make sure the self-destruct function leaves enough time for me to get out but not enough for them to deactivate it
You've become the main antagonist in a game
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I would hide behind the couch, then when he turns around, I'd spend a good 20 seconds sneaking up to him and hitting him in the back of the head, rinse and repeat.
Though once everynow and then I would stand up, and shoot him, that is right, shoot him, right in the ribcage...
Though once everynow and then I would stand up, and shoot him, that is right, shoot him, right in the ribcage...
IF, by some stroke of luck, the main hero has survived the entire game, i would have made sure to have put them through enough mind-rape and trauma throughout the whole adventure that by the time they got to me they would have essentially no will left to fight (Think the combined Mind-rape capability of Elfen Lied, Evangelion, Drakengard, Final Fantasy 7 and numerous other titles all rolled into one).
On the off chance they still have the will to fight i would have made sure to replace the one maguffin that would have been my weakness and was heavily guarded with a fake one so, when they do fight, they will realize immediately and all shreds of hope will be lost. On final note, if they get far enough to actually commence a boss battle with me, i would have made sure to have stocked up on enough power and overpowered techniques (As well as a katana) so that even if they do fight me, it would make even the most hard-core Ninja Gaiden and Tohou fanatics cry at the difficulty of it. So, even on the off chance the maguffin they DO have is real, they are gonna have to fucking give it their all if they have even a glimmer of a hope of taking me down.
On the off chance they still have the will to fight i would have made sure to replace the one maguffin that would have been my weakness and was heavily guarded with a fake one so, when they do fight, they will realize immediately and all shreds of hope will be lost. On final note, if they get far enough to actually commence a boss battle with me, i would have made sure to have stocked up on enough power and overpowered techniques (As well as a katana) so that even if they do fight me, it would make even the most hard-core Ninja Gaiden and Tohou fanatics cry at the difficulty of it. So, even on the off chance the maguffin they DO have is real, they are gonna have to fucking give it their all if they have even a glimmer of a hope of taking me down.
all my henchmen are dead? summon more henchmen!
utilize my second, more powerful form;
fiendish puzzles!
utilize my third, yet more powerful form and;
transform into a kitten (with cybernetic plasma casters)
utilize my fourth, ultimate form;
multiple layers of QTEs, yes, dick move i know, but I want him to suffer.
utilize my fith, quite friendly and human form, and offer to become a companion
utilize my second, more powerful form;
fiendish puzzles!
utilize my third, yet more powerful form and;
transform into a kitten (with cybernetic plasma casters)
utilize my fourth, ultimate form;
multiple layers of QTEs, yes, dick move i know, but I want him to suffer.
utilize my fith, quite friendly and human form, and offer to become a companion
Dress my body double henchman (who I've kept around for just such an occasion) up like me and GTFO.
Then on my way out lock all the exits and trigger the self-destruct mechanism. I'll also make sure to destroy all the other escape boats/jetskis/pods on my way out.
I'll also have some more henchman come in form a perimeter around the place to ensure that nobody leaves alive.
Then I'll trigger a nuclear strike once I'm well out of range.
I'm taking no chances with this ************.
Then on my way out lock all the exits and trigger the self-destruct mechanism. I'll also make sure to destroy all the other escape boats/jetskis/pods on my way out.
I'll also have some more henchman come in form a perimeter around the place to ensure that nobody leaves alive.
Then I'll trigger a nuclear strike once I'm well out of range.
I'm taking no chances with this ************.
I would flee through a rift in space and time and resurrect all my dead allies then ambush the protagonists in a mass assault right outside the final level. I would be the antagonist in Eternal Sonata. I hate the game but love the villain. Also, I hate all the protagonists and would relish the opportunity to kill them.
I'm sure this has been said before, but I WOULDN'T do the one attack that exposes my weak spot and turns me from effectively invincible into a woose.
I'd construct an incredibly long and tedious un-skipable cutscene to precede my fight, practice my unpredictable, instant-kill supermove that's incredibly hard to avoid, and when fate finally does fail me, I'll pull a 'Ghosts 'n Goblins' and 'LOLplaytheentiregamethroughagainbitch'.
That ought to stop the tenacious bastard.
That ought to stop the tenacious bastard.
The only reason all my henchmen would be dead is because I had them assigned to retreat at any sign of the hero preventing him from leveling up. So in order to gain exp, he has to go around the towns, slaughtering the locals; the smaller and cuter they are, the more exp. By the time he's leveled up enough to chase down fleeing minions, (they're also assigned to not engage nor defend) leaving the hero to murder helpless "bad guys" when they never actually learn what they have against a minion other than they're attacking him. With the minions not actually engaging the hero, he gains no exp from them.
Leaving the very last save point at the bottom of my long and tedious castle: built from the classic Resident Evil's locked doors and backtracking system along with their limited inventory, joined with Touhou's, dancing in the rain without getting wet, impossibility- My mini bosses would consist of optional bosses from various games like FFVII that take hours to beat upon conditions required, and possessed teammates forcing him to walk over the bodies of friends in order to proceed.
All of his abilities would be extremely brutal and gruesome to the point if there was anyone spectating their mind would break, turning the hero into the type to kill first, listen later. With that mentality I would be waiting in the final room with no words to offer but a prize for defeating me. During the whole battle I would show recordings of his journey up to this point as I taunt and evade him until he goes mad, exposing his latent powers. There I would flip a switch which reveals a treasure chest as I bid my farewell to the hero. Assuming what's inside is the final piece to defeat me, the hero would open it to find a single windowed pane, reflecting his own image. If he truly is the hero, his madness will turn insipid as I make my escape. If he is unscathed by the item, I will either propose he takes my place or take his swift blade with a smile.
Leaving the very last save point at the bottom of my long and tedious castle: built from the classic Resident Evil's locked doors and backtracking system along with their limited inventory, joined with Touhou's, dancing in the rain without getting wet, impossibility- My mini bosses would consist of optional bosses from various games like FFVII that take hours to beat upon conditions required, and possessed teammates forcing him to walk over the bodies of friends in order to proceed.
All of his abilities would be extremely brutal and gruesome to the point if there was anyone spectating their mind would break, turning the hero into the type to kill first, listen later. With that mentality I would be waiting in the final room with no words to offer but a prize for defeating me. During the whole battle I would show recordings of his journey up to this point as I taunt and evade him until he goes mad, exposing his latent powers. There I would flip a switch which reveals a treasure chest as I bid my farewell to the hero. Assuming what's inside is the final piece to defeat me, the hero would open it to find a single windowed pane, reflecting his own image. If he truly is the hero, his madness will turn insipid as I make my escape. If he is unscathed by the item, I will either propose he takes my place or take his swift blade with a smile.
I'd never let it get that far.
Pretend that I am, say, Ganondorf.
Screw waiting for Link to collect armor, weapons, and heart containers, then attack me whenever he chooses.
I'd attack him when he's still on Outset Island or Kokiri Forest.
Back when he's merely a random kid in green, not an unstoppable juggernaut holding a master sword.
Pretend that I am, say, Ganondorf.
Screw waiting for Link to collect armor, weapons, and heart containers, then attack me whenever he chooses.
I'd attack him when he's still on Outset Island or Kokiri Forest.
Back when he's merely a random kid in green, not an unstoppable juggernaut holding a master sword.
I explode and just rebuild myself elsewhere.
Or I blow the planet up.
Or I spam zombies.
Or I let him detroy my body and then in a plot twist reveal that body was actually some kind of prison and that he just freed me thus dooming everything.
Or I blow the planet up.
Or I spam zombies.
Or I let him detroy my body and then in a plot twist reveal that body was actually some kind of prison and that he just freed me thus dooming everything.
I would be an uffair final boss that won't let them use magic and items, and every time they die their saved game would be deleted so they have to try again from the start.
I'm suprised no one has mentioned glitching the last level to hell = Falling into infinite, constant freezing, stats going haywire etc etc, no gamer will want to continue with such a buggy game just when things were getting good = you survive....at least until your world gets patched, to which you can re-glitchify it.
I would be a Batman villain so when I'm inevitably defeated, I won't be killed but will instead escape and wreak havoc on another day.
A villain can never win, but they can have staying power.
A villain can never win, but they can have staying power.
Invite them into my castle, allow them to train in whatever room they want and relax in whatever bed chambers they please, aside from my own, of course, then, when they feel that they are ready to challenge me, I present them with a game of wits, like chess or something. if they lose, they die immediately. if the win, I say ok, kick them out, seal my castle up, and sleep on it for 400-500 years before I do it all again.
Four pages so I'd be surprised if no one said this (and I'm too lazy to read all of this) but my answer is:
Pit just a liiiiittle bit bigger than Mario can jump.
Is it a Mario game where he has a leaf or a feather? Then I'm fucked. Maybe take the princess out for dinner and a movie before he sends me back to the hell I came from.
Alternate plan: You know that one reeeeally powerful special move that unfortunately leaves me open and vulnerable to attack? Yeah, I'd probably stay away from that.
Pit just a liiiiittle bit bigger than Mario can jump.
Is it a Mario game where he has a leaf or a feather? Then I'm fucked. Maybe take the princess out for dinner and a movie before he sends me back to the hell I came from.
Alternate plan: You know that one reeeeally powerful special move that unfortunately leaves me open and vulnerable to attack? Yeah, I'd probably stay away from that.
