You've been caught!

[Tarkemelhion]

this was years ago when my brother was like 5-7 but i was cleaning outside his room, and i heard him playing with his toy robots and he was talking for his robots and there was something going on about his (male) robots being pregnant, i was a little weirded out to say the least

 

[Crimsane]

I was under a female co-worker's desk running some cable to her PC when my boss walks by, just as I'm coming out from under the desk with my hair all messed up. It didn't help that she was wearing a short skirt. I started to explain, but he just shook his head and left.

 

[elilupe]

I tend to sing along with songs when I listen to them. Especially when I'm alone. I also have an excellent falsetto voice and can really hit the high notes.

This particular time, I was listening to "Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Moment on the Creek" (Acoustic) by Chiodos and singing along with it. It hit the part (3:00) [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9kAh0GNefg] where the music drops out and the singer is left singing, "Like we never knew each other at all!" on a high note. I hit the note. You bet your ass I hit that note, right on pitch. Then my mom broke down in laughter right behind me... She came in just as the music dropped out...

I do the same things, but I also pretend to be the drummer. I was mime drumming to a Nirvana song, when my friend came in and kept laughing the rest of the time she was at my house. She still hasnt forggoten about it.

 

[bad peanut]

Singing the score from 'The Phantom of the Opera' in the shower. By my mom. At 2:30 AM. In MY bedroom.

Do you have a shower in your bedroom or do you live in the shower?

Somwthing I got caught doing by my mate while we were on the piss on night was licking the walls. Apparently I was saying "These snozberries taste like snozberries"
The other thing that happened that night was that I put a lightbulb in my mouth and burnt the shit out of it. Sigh, alcohol will be the death of me..

 

[Yegargeburble]

The weirdest thing anyone has ever caught me doing is talking to myself. I do it quite a bit.

 

[Ultrajoe]

I've found my Evil twin likes to set up horrible model-train disasters and watch them while he plays dramtic symphony scores through the surround sound... while cackling maniacally.

Beats immolating puppies, though.

 

[Colodomoko]

Well to tell you the truth I mad that up, what is real is the fact I caught my friend in a threesome and never said anything, and yes it wasent a straight one either, in fact the minute I looked in that direction I got the hell outta town.

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

I was under a female co-worker's desk running some cable to her PC when my boss walks by, just as I'm coming out from under the desk with my hair all messed up. It didn't help that she was wearing a short skirt. I started to explain, but he just shook his head and left.

That's pretty awkward...

 

[Metric Monkey]

I was under a female co-worker's desk running some cable to her PC when my boss walks by, just as I'm coming out from under the desk with my hair all messed up. It didn't help that she was wearing a short skirt. I started to explain, but he just shook his head and left.

That's pretty awkward...

That definitely sucks.

 

[SsilverR]

NO LIE!! me and my friend were spending the night at another friends house and when we woke up we walked into the living room and caught him jerking off and watching spongebob square pants .. we slowly backed away and never spoke of it since

whether he is hot over old bob, it just happened to be on when he decided to knock one off or he gets bored during masturbation is to this day a mystery

 

[kFox]

I was under a female co-worker's desk running some cable to her PC when my boss walks by, just as I'm coming out from under the desk with my hair all messed up. It didn't help that she was wearing a short skirt. I started to explain, but he just shook his head and left.

That's pretty awkward...

The more that needed more to be explained, the more of a grave that would be been dug

 

[Erana]

Sex in a dorm hallway...
At 9:30 at night.

 

[BlackIronGuardian]

Going off on some very strange tribal-esque dance to ''Banana Phone'' in a hallway of my school. If only I could remember it, I'd make a fortune...

 

[Timotei]

Mine wasn't so much a weird thing that I was caught doing as much as it was the huge misunderstanding it turned into.

My father caught me kissing my boyfriend in my room (which is strange since my parents never acknowledge my existence). What started the misundetstanding was that Michel and I were in my bed watching Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares. My father assumed the worst and ended up giving us the "sex before marriage" speech.

He didn't beleive us when we told him that the air conditioner in my room was on the fritz and was making the room near freezing, despite him walking into the room and feeling the wall of coldness himself.

It was quite embarrassing and annoying being talked to about how sex before marriage.

 

[ExaltedK9]

Mine wasn't so much a weird thing that I was caught doing as much as it was the huge misunderstanding it turned into.

My father caught me kissing my boyfriend in my room (which is strange since my parents never acknowledge my existence). What started the misundetstanding was that Michel and I were in my bed watching Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares. My father assumed the worst and ended up giving us the "sex before marriage" speech.

He didn't beleive us when we told him that the air conditioner in my room was on the fritz and was making the room near freezing, despite him walking into the room and feeling the wall of coldness himself.

It was quite embarrassing and annoying being talked to about how sex before marriage.

And just what were you doing with a boy in your room?! You're grounded!!!

 

[Sneaky Paladin]

Someone came into the room while I was under a blanket with my legs out pretending to be star fox in an A-wing R-wing what was it again?

 

[MasterSqueak]

Mine wasn't so much a weird thing that I was caught doing as much as it was the huge misunderstanding it turned into.

My father caught me kissing my boyfriend in my room (which is strange since my parents never acknowledge my existence). What started the misundetstanding was that Michel and I were in my bed watching Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares. My father assumed the worst and ended up giving us the "sex before marriage" speech.

He didn't beleive us when we told him that the air conditioner in my room was on the fritz and was making the room near freezing, despite him walking into the room and feeling the wall of coldness himself.

It was quite embarrassing and annoying being talked to about how sex before marriage.

And just what were you doing with a boy in your room?! You're grounded!!!

No, screw you dad!

*Groin kick*

But yeah, I went out in public once dressed as a stormtrooper.

I would accuse strangers of being Rebel spy's, and if they got mad I would pretend my blaster was jammed and run.

At least noone could see my face.

 

[Insanum]

I've found my Evil twin likes to set up horrible model-train disasters and watch them while he plays dramtic symphony scores through the surround sound... while cackling maniacally.

Beats immolating puppies, though.

Oh thank god! mine does that too & its fecking annoying.

I once passed out for no reason (i was perfectly healthy, but a tad de-hydrated) at my brother house. I was taking a piss. My brother found my lay against the radiator (after falling...apparently) with the wang out.

But i DIDNT piss on myself...which was strange.

Id just like too point out i dont drink alcohol either, so it wasnt that.

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Ok, I had a mis-understanding with my mum too...

Ok, Back story:

At the time i was in the middle of a prank war with a friend & was in need of revenge, At the same time i was seeing a girl and we were about 2 months into the relationship.

Well - My and my friend decided to even the odds in the war and bought some whipped cream (the spray cream in a can) and some baby wipes - Our nefarious scheme was to spray cream under the door handles of my friends car (punto, google if you dont know the kind) and put some baby wipes under the windscreen wipers.

We did, it was hilarious (and it ended the prank war - woohoo!).

And then Muggins here left the reciept for whipped cream & baby wipes on the side at home. My mum found it...yeah...My GF's nickname was the "dairy whore" (she knew & was cool with it, bit of an in-joke at the time).

 

[Calobi]

My lawyer says I shouldn't discuss this topic. Suffice it to say, fire, midgets, and a horse with a narwhal's tusk thing glued to its head were involved.

Good times.

Sex in a dorm hallway...
At 9:30 at night.

I am tempted to give you an Internet high-five because I've been trained to give out high-fives for people getting some.

You know what? I'm going to buckle. *High-five*