You've been sucked into a game you hate

[fulano]

And obviously I'd be like:

 

[Scissors61]

I'll choose an obvious one.

Viva Pinata.

Grab the shovel and go get some candy.

 

[ShadowAurora]

id say Knights Contract
id be the witch and everytime the knight points out the obvious i'll cut him to bits with magic

 

[Drakmorg]

Where am I? Why is everything all gray and brown? Oh crap some ugly ************ with a...is that a chainsaw with a gun attached to it? Anyway I better run, he looks angry.
Oh wait, it's just Marcus Fenix. Shit. That means this is Gears of War.
"Say Marcus, might I borrow your gun for a second?"
*Chainsaw myself in the gut*
"Marcus c'mere...I need to tell you something...I hate you...I've always hated you...and I have no regrets about eviscerating myself with a chainsaw...HURK...Bleeeuugh..."

 

[WorldCritic]

I'm in Too Human? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Well, I guess killing Baldur would make my situation a little better.

 

[blah_ducks]

Okay, I'm in Harvest Moon: Grand Bazaar so I have three options

Plan A:
1)Befriend any cool characters
2)Work enough to get a cute kitty and a Horse
3)Stop working (since the town's growing economy depends on ME)
4)Wait for property value to drop low enough that the Mayor is forced to sell the town
5)Me and the few good characters move somewhere else, say...Mineral Town.

Plan B:
1)Save economy (again since I'M the sole person able to)
2)Run for Mayor position (and win)
3)Get rid of stupid Bazaar based economy and have shops open year round.
4)Expand the freaking town so there is actual space for villagers
5)Allow multiple people marriages (It's hard choosing between Amir and Angelo...and Ivan...and maybe Antoinette)

Plan C:
1)Upgrade Axe
2)Use Axe to clear forest surrounding areas
3)Make my own damn storage system
4)Work on adding more buildings and actual stores so people don't have to rely solely on bazaar stand to sell their things

 

[Captain Epic]

Shit I'm stuck in cod? Uhh hide in a corner till the match ends. I'll make a break for it in the lobby.

 

[YesYesYesandYes]

Well... Well, well, well. Grab myself a pokeball and catch me ANY pokemon. Then use it to attack people and take over that world. Screw all that fighting other pokemon. I'll just downright out attack the Gym Leaders.

 

[SecretAlienMan]

"Darn it! Who keeps throwing tomatoes in my eyes and killing me every time I respawn?"

 

[roguetrooper96]

Resident Evil 5 eh? Well at least I can be confident that I can aim instead of hoping that the shitty controls work... oh and I can walk while aiming now? HOORAY I'M GONNA HAVE ME SOME ZOMBIE KILLIN FUN!!!!

 

[greenitedaze]

Although I loved Fallout3, there was bit called 'Tranquility Lane' that placed you in a virtual virtual world, where you had an evil little 'girl' torturing your mind, and not a weapon in site, arrgh.

Oh yeah and my dad was a dog.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

For some reason, the title of this thread cracks me up.

OP: I invent a time machine to travel back in time to 1942.

Win.
OP: Crap, I woke up in Universal Studios.
Wait- okay. I guess it's alright.

 

[feeback06]

Superman 64, well at least I can fly.

 

[greenitedaze]

I'm...stuck...in...Superman...64? *goes to corner to cry*

YOU MUST ESCAPE LEX LUTHORS RINGS IF YOU WANT TO RESCUE YOUR FRIENDS, RED EYES BLACK GAMER!

On topic, I am stuck in Dragon Age II. I was liking up to...well, I probaly will get

Spoiler

killed by Qunari, or the Kirkwall Killer, or Blood Mages, or fucking something.

I mean, NO ONE is safe. DAII makes Origins look like Care Bares in its despare.

This might help mate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMPy7FYpe3o&feature=player_detailpage

 

[Paksenarrion]

Press X to plant crops/invite all your friends to play/give out your credit card information/Shaun.

 

[deshorty]

Fallout 3. I would attempt to start a new life, only for it to freeze on me. Then my house would develop invisible walls and finally to ensure that life is continous hell for me, I would begin to phase through walls. HUZZAH!