You've Created A Nation, Now To Declare War!

[Loud Hawk]

Dear Vatican, come at me, bro.

You'd just need something that has a longer range than a halberd. Works even better if you first manage to first release a swarm of locusts and make it rain blood from the skies.

Yeah, that would probably end badly for you. You would now be at war with Italy, all the Catholic countries and pretty much everyone else.

 

[Shadowcreed]

First its Belgium.. Then France. I'll wipe off the whole record of them just because I reallllllllllllly despise the language, that and because I was forced to learn the damn gutterspeak they use. Im not even going to preserve it, just some good old airstrikes should do the job.

 

[irmasterlol]

I'm fucking looking at you Norway, you son of a *****. Then all those other bullshit Scandinavian countries are going down too, and no amount of death metal can stop me.

D=
What have we Scandinavians ever done to deserve such wrath? Except for our occasional trolling?

Nothing, and that's what enrages me the most. I can't think of a single reason to hate you, and I hate you for that.

 

[ElPatron]

Leaving the rest because it isn't all that important to keep arguing, but I just wanted to clarify:
I didn't mean to imply that "angry right-wingers" would be the only ones getting up and defending their homes. What I was hoping to imply was more along the lines of "angry right-wingers" being a more major part of the infighting, due to the better chance of them being radically individualistic when push came to shove.

They are stupid, not suicidal. They defend freedom, not oppression. I wouldn't be one bit surprised if the biggest racists in America were helping people from any ethnicity during SHTF.

Also, you'd be surprised at how little interest I have in things Seth McFarlane makes, I guess. Though I will say that it pays not to forget that American Center is everyone else's Right.

I am European. Heck, I took an European quiz and I am a dead center bulls-eye, and apparently the party closest to my beliefs was Piratpartiet from Sweden.

Besides, Americans don't have a "center" party - just Rep or Dem. There is even a stupid stereotype about any centrist being "on the fence" in America.

First its Belgium.. Then France. I'll wipe off the whole record of them just because I reallllllllllllly despise the language, that and because I was forced to learn the damn gutterspeak they use. Im not even going to preserve it, just some good old airstrikes should do the job.

Ugh, had 3 years of French, can't speak the language at all. It was awful.

 

[Dragonclaw]

9) Take a look around: Did your Currency speculation scheme collapse any countries economies, and limit their military power? And also, is it a place your citizens may want to vacation in?

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My plan was pretty much ALL an economy crippling scheme Though I must confess that it was neccesary to sacrifice my country for the greater good...so, sadly, there will be no vacationing there...I will miss The Exhalted Ned Limpopo and Hassan Lembeck and though I will rage with "anger" at their deception and the havok they caused on the midwest states and the economy, not to mention the millions of lives lost of my fellow countrymen and civilians killed as colleteral damage, I will raise a glass in honor of their contributions to my bank account.

 

[Xanadu84]

9) Take a look around: Did your Currency speculation scheme collapse any countries economies, and limit their military power? And also, is it a place your citizens may want to vacation in?

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My plan was pretty much ALL an economy crippling scheme Though I must confess that it was neccesary to sacrifice my country for the greater good...so, sadly, there will be no vacationing there...I will miss The Exhalted Ned Limpopo and Hassan Lembeck and though I will rage with "anger" at their deception and the havok they caused on the midwest states and the economy, not to mention the millions of lives lost of my fellow countrymen and civilians killed as colleteral damage, I will raise a glass in honor of their contributions to my bank account.

This is why you and me are the REAL world conquerors. Economics controls the countries, all those armed revolutions are just bookkeeping. Violent bookkeeping, but bookkeeping.

 

[DazBurger]

I'm fucking looking at you Norway, you son of a *****. Then all those other bullshit Scandinavian countries are going down too, and no amount of death metal can stop me.

D=
What have we Scandinavians ever done to deserve such wrath? Except for our occasional trolling?

Nothing, and that's what enrages me the most. I can't think of a single reason to hate you, and I hate you for that.

Really? In that case I must tell you, that I respect your opinion.
And may you have a nice stay while visiting/invading us.

 

[karcentric]

The Rogue Nation of Karcostan reporting, I'd invade New Zealand, since their so lazy they wouldn't even care.

This reminds me a lot of NationStates.

 

[exessmirror]

The Empire of Brittania will conquer all nations of Terra. we will do that by taking out the oil countries first than we will take out the rest with the Imperial Air Fleet then crown myself Emperor of Terra, then we will have world peace

Dear Vatican, come at me, bro.

You'd just need something that has a longer range than a halberd. Works even better if you first manage to first release a swarm of locusts and make it rain blood from the skies.

the swiss guards actuelly have MP5's

Uh, no? That's a disadvantage. Numbers wise, the Coast Guard and National Guard could probably take on most European countries alone. The Marines are big enough to fight a war on their own.

And don't forget that when you finally reach US soil, you'll have American aircraft carriers and nuclear subs ready to surround you.

Those firearms are not an advantage. The Afghanis had/have AKs, PSLs/SVDs, some Stingers, RPKs, a few HK G3s, Enfields and Mosin Nagants and they were able to kick Russia's bum. Then the Taliban were able to fight the US military for over a decade, not allowing the US to retain control of 100% of the country.

You will be like Russia in Afghanistan. Like the US in Vietnam. But this time the underdog has both low-tech and high-tech weaponry.

not really, the dutch navy dominate both the US and British navy in training sessions

 

[exessmirror]

-gone-

 

[exessmirror]

-i'm an idiot-

 

[mrhappy1489]

Well I was thinking about the likelihood of someone intervening and decided that Iran would be the perfect target. First I'll sow the seeds of discontent in Afghanistan, Pakistan and Iraq encouraging them to see that war with Iran is the only way. Then I'll cripple them along the Persian gulf through the use of attacks, attributed to the works of Pirates. Then when they realise they cannot get supplies through the three bigger countries I stated and try to push their way out militarily, I'll use my superior Airforce and army and intervene in Humanitarian way. No one gets angry at them, I plant a puppet government that sells the country to me and boom, got me Iran.

 

[ElPatron]

not really, the dutch navy dominate both the US and British navy in training sessions

1. Did I specify which countries? Europe is pretty big and has smaller, poorer countries. The US Marines alone outnumber my country's forces by about 2.7~3x
2. >training sessions. There's your problem. They are not a representative of real world situations.
3. Navy =/= Coast Guard and National Guard.
4. The US Navy still has superiority in numbers.

Not trying to have a beef with you, but you kind of missed the point.