You've just conquered the world...

[SckizoBoy]

So, the chances are, politically, things are unstable, and you've got an endless list of enemies who would gleefully stab you, desecrate your corpse and that of your cuddly pet cat.

But, you've naturally taken counter measures. So, who are your bodyguards? Whether they protect you in your palace of pure awesome, or on the battlefield as you crush rebellions that crop up in the fringes of your empire.

Or are you so hard that you need no bodyguards and you have all you need in a magic ring?

1. Pick era
2. Pick bodyguard
3. Brag why you/they are the best

 

[katsumoto03]

Era: Right the fuck now.

Bodyguard: Odin

I'm the best because I'm a god (magic Mcguffin ring ftw!)

Unfortunately, I'm also a final boss...

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

My bodyguards would be hired from multiple sources.

And told to kill everyone who posts on this thread as a matter of priority.

 

[Ilikemilkshake]

Probably some badass samurai because of their unwavering loyalty and willingness to pwn for me

 

[baconsarnie]

Era: Anytime
Bodyguards: Jango Fett and Darth Maul. With Count Dooku as my right hand man.

Sorted for most eventualities.

 

[Alakaizer]

Era is irrelevant, so are bodyguards, because I've just conquered the world by eliminating the entire human race.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

1. The noughties because its got the best technology and I can make everyone else have crap stuff.

2. I would pick a cute little puppy that you try to stroke but it gets out a machine gun and blows you out off the sky

3. Im the best evil ruler because I have no morals I can kill ANYTHING and be fine about it

 

[Jon Shannow]

1. 1066 times, rebellions are easier to crush when the peasants don't have guns
2. Gort and Kiriyama Kazuo
3. Because i'm like Cthulu and Issac Hayes combined

 

[lee1287]

ERA: 2000 years ago
2. Trunks from DBZ
3. Cause i have knowledge of the future

 

[TitanAtlas]

I am King of the old Era, where mighty empires started, within the dark ages....

By bodyguards were like me rogue knights, men witouth a country, purged by the kingdoms they promised to protect, but due to the rule of corrupted kings and masters, they decided to flee and search for a new home...

Has a king, i need to stick with my army, in the fron lines... i remember all the faces of the men i fought with (wich brings high morale)... my ministers where man of the people, farmers and knights, and men of the letters and arts... with theyre knowladge of what needs to be done, and the iron fist of me and my knights we were able to conquer many lands, have great adventures, and created a feeling of peace (unfortenatly on a balance, due to the evil heart of the corrupted man that creeps at any corner), where women are respected with much love, and man are based upon the honour of theyre actions, not just from theyre words...

A place where i has king, share my riches with my people, ensuring theyre respect and loyalty...

My Name is Atlas... and these are my Knights... the Titans!!!!

My rule is based upon loyalty and respect. From my people to me, and most importantly from me to my people...

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

My bodyguards would be hired from multiple sources.

And told to kill everyone who posts on this thread as a matter of priority.

Ah but who do you think will will be running all those 'multiple sources'? >)

The same guy with the subcutaneous loyalty bomb that I had implanted when he started working for me.

 

[Scarim Coral]

1 Era: The future (the point where cloning had be perfected that I can alter the clones).
2 Bodyguard: Alter super soldiers clone of me
3 Simple they are me therefore I would fully understand my role and fully loyal to the original me (I ain't no backstabber). Also this would make a perfect body switching.

 

[kinggamecat]

When NOW OR THE FUTURE

Body Guards: Ganon, Kratos, Laharl from Disgaea, an army of immortal monsters who are also invincible and awesome and or adorable

Why I'm the best: Benevolence and ideality of my own ideal world, with religious feedome, but no converting people and stuff. Peace, no war, end of world hunger, anime' and video games are celbrated along with science and the paranormal to those who believe in it, stuff like that! A world of love and peace ^^

 

[Spartan448]

Era: 1500's Europe or sometime in the far future

Boydguards: Members of the Assassin Brotherhood (Who I'd be taking over the world for), Arceus (God of Pokemon).

Why I'm the best: If you think I'm not, I can always call some Assassins on your ass.

 

[JLML]

Era: The 41th millennia.

Bodyguards: Adeptus Custodes.

Why I'm the best: Because if the above 2 are correct, I would by default be the god emperor of mankind.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Era: Anytime
Bodyguards: Jango Fett and Darth Maul. With Count Dooku as my right hand man.

Sorted for most eventualities.

You realize you've picked a right hand man who's most likely to betray you.

OT: These guys would be my body guards:

Spoiler: EXTERMINATE

Bwahahahahaha! No one can stop me! ...well except one man, but there's no way he could ever show up, is there?

 

[darthotaku]

Era: not too distant future
Way I concured the world: Canadian Military armed with better guns and armor than they have now
Bodyguard: harem of special forces chicks. and my personal cybornetic upgrades.

 

[Chaza]

Era : Right now

Bodyguards: All the grey knights. (If thats allowed)

Well come on their grey knights, if you've read any of the books you'll know why.
So basically one space marine can own alot of evil doers and in this time one space marine would own and these are grey knights so there even better!