There would be a LOT less people in the world. Killers, rapists, pretty much everyone locked up for a major crime. Gone. A majority of the politicians would be toast too. They, however, would be given the chance to step down and donate all their money to the people they promised to help, but instead abandoned or threw under the bus. I also like the idea of sending anyone who's racist to their own island with other like-minded people. Cut off all communication and let them kill each other.
You've just taken over the world...
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I'd organize a research effort in order to try to build the Evas. 
More seriously, I'd probably just clean up a bunch of messes and problems that I personally have a problem with. With those settled, then things hopefully will be more secure and everything will be able to move on to better things.
More seriously, I'd probably just clean up a bunch of messes and problems that I personally have a problem with. With those settled, then things hopefully will be more secure and everything will be able to move on to better things.
"Muck it up by building elaborate dungeons and kidnapping village wenches for my evil tower. Spread corruption throughout the land, then demand tribute and praise for it."
After that I'd probably get assassinated by some nosy do-gooder. But whatever, I was getting bored anyway.
After that I'd probably get assassinated by some nosy do-gooder. But whatever, I was getting bored anyway.
First we build the camps.
Then we start sorting the sections of humanity that bother me into the camps to be dealt with accordingly.
Once the people that bother me most are taken care of my own eugenics program is put in place and the Golden Age begins.
Then we start sorting the sections of humanity that bother me into the camps to be dealt with accordingly.
Once the people that bother me most are taken care of my own eugenics program is put in place and the Golden Age begins.
well...this kinda sucks...what do i do now? i mean i could try to improve the world but...i've already achieved what many have strove for throughout history...what is left to do, especially in my life time? where do i go next? it's all rather...depressing.
well may as well set myself up with all the material possesions i want, a harem, oh and while i'm at it start destroying blizzard and a few other componys i have a vendetta a against.
well may as well set myself up with all the material possesions i want, a harem, oh and while i'm at it start destroying blizzard and a few other componys i have a vendetta a against.
I'll end hunger by feeding the hungry. I'll end racism by making it punishable by death. I'll outlaw all religion burn down all places of worship and turn them into Tim Horton's. I'll give the homosexuals the right to marry and adopt children. I'll declare that the only trilogy that has the right to be called THE TRILOGY will be Star Wars 4-6. I'll declare Friday mandatory pancake and ice cream day. I'll make Kevin Smith my official spokesperson and I'll return Firefly on the air
World wide deathmatch.
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Implant mind-control chips in everyone, that way they'll keep being my slaves forever.
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Implant mind-control chips in everyone, that way they'll keep being my slaves forever.
And then demand a word-by-word remake of Bill and Ted.Cheveyo said:<youtube=TWrlbRdJsSE>
Honestly, though, first decree: STOP WHINING! And be excellent to each other.