You've just taken over the world...

[badgersprite]

Create a competitive reality TV show where, instead of eliminating a contestant every week, I eliminate the losing country. From existence.

 

[Axzarious]

Stare everybody for several minutes before walking away with a bored expression.

 

[Dondada]

Not sure but something unpleseant involving Uwe Boll, Jack Thompson, and Bobby Kotick..wait I can do this now.

 

[kwagamon]

Rap music is outlawed! Finally I'll be able to go somewhere without anyone listening to rap! Bliss!

 

[Instant K4rma]

I would force everyone to join me in song.

 

[loppopoo]

Kill one person from every city, completely at random.

 

[Harbinger_]

Dear public, my first decree as your benevolent guide through life is that alphagetti and coconut are now banned.

 

[RandomWords]

I declare Casual Friday!

 

[Lord Beautiful]

First order of business: Grammar classes shall remain required in public schools. Lit classes shall be made optional. I have spoken.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Three day weekend!

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

Firstly Fox news will be destroyed for fear mongering. Conservstives will be shipped to islands in the pacific. All people shall be put into jobs they are qualified for, Bigots will be shot, pop and rap will be restricted to certain areas, the economy will be reformed and eventually we will enter into a state of governmental Nirvana know only as hlaf true communism

 

[bubba145]

send many people to jail and kill those who have done to much crime.

 

[Polleo]

I would step down as ruler and create a perfect democracy where every individual has their own say and is educated enough to enforce it in argument. I would also make sure that arguments to not lead to extreme measures and that every conflict is resolved in a peaceful manner.

/sarcasm

Probably nuke Washington D.C. and relive Fallout 3. Or demand that an entire country spend billions on special effects and recreate Baldur's Gate 2 where I am the main character. And Viconia is there.