You've Just Thrown A Controller
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Thank you Homefront for being so shit.
Walk down street, shot from behind, two bullets, instantly killed.
Reload, make sure area is more clear first, walk down street, shot from behind, two bullets, instantly killed.
Reload again, ensure that area is completely clear, creap slowly down street, shot from behind, two bullets, instantly killed.
RELOAD AGAIN, ensure area is COMPLETELY clear, advance even more slowly, look behind me from where I've been shot before, watch it carefully, not a single person there, completely clear, shot, two bullets, instantly killed.
FUCK. THIS. GAME.
Walk down street, shot from behind, two bullets, instantly killed.
Reload, make sure area is more clear first, walk down street, shot from behind, two bullets, instantly killed.
Reload again, ensure that area is completely clear, creap slowly down street, shot from behind, two bullets, instantly killed.
RELOAD AGAIN, ensure area is COMPLETELY clear, advance even more slowly, look behind me from where I've been shot before, watch it carefully, not a single person there, completely clear, shot, two bullets, instantly killed.
FUCK. THIS. GAME.
Why? Why have I just thrown my controller across the room?
Because I have just been murdered by the last one of these at the final encounter in government sector on hardcore, 4 CHAPTERS FROM MY LAST SAVEPOINT!!!
These things have one and only one purpose: reminding the player what his/her ass tastes like. Especially when they throw ranged enemies like pukers at you at the same time.
Because I have just been murdered by the last one of these at the final encounter in government sector on hardcore, 4 CHAPTERS FROM MY LAST SAVEPOINT!!!
These things have one and only one purpose: reminding the player what his/her ass tastes like. Especially when they throw ranged enemies like pukers at you at the same time.
Only conceivable reason: because I'm being attacked and I needed to distract my enemy whilst I grabbed a real weapon. There is no other excuse for throwing my controller.thrillingsuspense said:
Because I was surprised at having a controller in my hands. I hate the bloody things.thrillingsuspense said:
Because Rock and Roll Racing decided to be a ***** and beat me rather than me walking through it with cake in one hand and hookers in the other.
My poor laptop screen...
My poor laptop screen...
Because Final Fantasy XIII is pissing me off. It's that motherfreaking mushroom boss. I get it down to barely any health and Lightning just has to die because Hope healed himself after he got stung by a bee. Little pussy.
Luckily I have two controllers, so I can break the other one in a better style.
Luckily I have two controllers, so I can break the other one in a better style.
My God how I hate FFXIII. Waste of time, money, and synapses.MostlyHarmless said:
This is also a valid reason.HankMan said:
I don't usually throw controllers on purpose, or during rage. I'm too cheap to throw something that will cost me 20-30 dollars to replace. But I am pretty clumsy; so it was probably accidental. lol
