You've just woken up naked next to the lead singer of the last band you listened to

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Mikeyfell

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ZeroMachine said:


WOOHOO! I just won the fuckin' lottery!
Lucky bastard...


Heidi Parviainen from Amberian Dawn if you're wondering.
 

Jason Danger Keyes

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Broken Blade said:
my spam-blocker thing came up with "π1be invicure." Seriously, "π?"
I've been hit with the long-form division symbol before, how the hell I'm supposed to input that on my keyboard is beyond me.

On topic: The last band I listened to was instrumental, but the one before that was fronted by this lovely lady:



Hell fuckin yeah.
 

OldGus

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Let's see... that would be... no one. Goddamned orchestras never having singers! Equally goddamn my MP3 player for randomizing to Beethoven before I turned it off.

This will not do. Windows Media Player! Entire Goddamn library! Shuffle!

And whoever the lead singer of Dropkick Murphys is, I guess Al Barr. I'd calmly turn to him and say "Either find me the whiskey we were drinking, or the women we were fucking, cause last night was one hell of a party, and I want to remember more of it." I may also say, "Bring in the rest of the band." Depends on how hungover I am.
And this new Captcha is interesting... its trying to be human and failing... "Upsy daisy," not "upsa daisy."
 

Jedisolo75

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alandavidson said:
...Now what?

For me, that would be Lucy Schwartz. After wondering what happened to get me in this particular situation, I would become very, very okay with the situation.
How awesome would that be. Wait, would John Lennon be alive, or would I be lying next to a very decomposed corpse?
 

Ian Caronia

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NO! It-It wasn't me! I swear! I just listened to the Kids Bop CD because I was baby sitting my little cousin!

*FBI breaks in, guns drawn*
"Get out of the bed and put your hands behind your back!"
OH DEAR CRAP! I swear I don't know what's going on!
*One agent lowers their sunglasses in awe* "Sweet Christmas... So many children..."


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...Or maybe it was Within Temptation I listened to last. Can't remember.
 
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Does it count if you listened to your own choir? Cos there is one person in particular that fancies themself the lead, wouldn't be that worried about waking up in bed with them though.
 

Angus565

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Jimmy pop from the bloodhound gang?? I really hope we didnt do it like they do on the discovery channel. ._.
 

Gomi500

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Im not gay, but... waking up next to Takanori Nishikawa naked? I feel like I just made the right choice.
 

Zenomorph

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Wait a minute the last thing i listened to was Beelzeboss so that.... means... Jack...black.
oh dear lord no.....
 

X10J

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Wait a minute. I actually listened to Tobuscus' I Go To College For The Financial Aid last...Hmmm.