You've just woken up naked next to the lead singer of the last band you listened to

[InsomniJack]

Rob Zombie.

Oh dear.

But wait! There's someone else under the sheets! It's...

Spoiler: IT'S... !

...

Screw it. I'm sleeping next to Hayley Williams.

 

[Seanfall]

Rob Zombie. ...*>.o* Well..on the bright side it might have been a threesome with his wife.

 

[SimpleJack]

2D from the Gorillaz isnt real...

But who the fuck really cares anyway...?

...kinda hot i guess...

 

[JdaS]

Ian MacKaye...

My response:

WHAT THE FUCK?!?! It's not as if either of us would be drunk to get into such a situation...

I am in the same situation as you. My advice, dear sir, is to enjoy it while it lasts and hope Amy doesn't find out.

EDIT: Then again, I'm listening to The Evens so... I'm in between Ian AND Amy. Whoa...

ED... Seriously I could keep going all day: Guess it's a good thing I wasn't listening to Fugazi.

 

[vance32]

I last listened to techno....How would this work exactly?

 

[KefkaCultist]

Well it depends. If we go with what I'm listening to at this precise moment then it is Chris Robertson of Black Stone Cherry

Spoiler: Chris

If we go with what I was listening to while in my car on my way home from work then it is Jonathan Davis of Korn.

Spoiler: JD

Personally, I'd be fine with either.

 

[sgt. soap mctavish]

Elena sigman?

 

[Gasaraki]

I'd wake up to Paul Murphy of Wintersleep [http://www.google.ca/search?um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&biw=1600&bih=796&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=paul+murphy+wintersleep&oq=paul+murphy+wintersleep&aq=f&aqi=g1&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=3230l4539l0l12l12l0l10l10l0l164l286l0.2l2] and accidentaly ejaculate all over him in my excitement, thereby creating a very awkward situation which would lead to him shunning me for the duration of what would most likely be the only time I ever meet someone from my favorite band ever. I would then go home and cry, possibly forever.

 

[Wharrgarble]

Eeew... I just woke up next to a corpse!

 

[Josue Rodriguez]

If he has sex like he sings then I'm all for it, Win Butler from Arcade Fire lol

 

[Arkynomicon]

Destroyx from Angelspit.

I can live with that.

 

[Jandau]

Spoiler: Since the last band I listened to was Within Temptation, I'm game! :D

 

[epialesofaergia]

I would be scared shitless of the police catching me in the six-foot deep hole I had to dig in order to fuck Jay Reatard, and in which I carelessly fell asleep, completely naked, in a post-coital nirvana. I would use the Indigo Prophecy defense.

 

[CrimsonRegret]

Roscoe Thunderpants from Savlonic

 

[Daniel Ferguson]

I just woke up next to Metallica. My best friend would be SO jealous.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Dave Mustaine.

Hmm...must have been one hell of a night!

 

[Tibs]

Aww god damnit not again!

 

[michael-592]

Roger Waters of Pink Floyd. Not good.

He is both pretty old and a guy. Not my cup of tea.

 

[Goofguy]

Mmmmm Anders Friden, I love those dreadlocks.