Ah, crud. I just woke up naked next to M. Shadows.
I probably might say, "This isn't exactly how I planned to meet you in person, Mr. Shadows."
...or, "I know this seems weird, but we might just be able to make a kick-ass song out of this yet."
Then we might just start rocking out and singing naked, I dunno. He seems like the kind of guy who would be cool with it. Then I suppose I would go and fetch my pants off the powerlines before the police show up.