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Doclector

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Make every one of them a reality bender of everything within heaven. That way, the only limit to their desires is their own imaginations. That said, I don't want to think about what sort of sexual fetishes would emerge.

As for hell, it'd be like silent hill. The place will torment them, and force them to confront their demons. If they survive and learn, they start a new life, with dreams to subconciously remind them what they shouldn't do without robbing them of free will. If they don't survive, or don't learn, they repeat the same nightmare, over and over, until they finally get it.
 

Banana Cannon

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Well, the good, nice and downright awesome individuals will get to explore a vast, lush world with no cities, pure water, and very, VERY predictable weather patterns, and they'll get to live with nature, without having the concerns of food as they won't need to eat. Eventually, these good guys are gonna evolve and transcend even this space I've provided for them, becoming awesome entities of pure energy, capable of going back to the world of the living and essentially enabling the idea of the 'divine.'

As for the bad guys who can't cut the redemption lifestyle, I'm gonna fuse all their bodies into a flesh pile and get a robot arm to hold a giant, invincible catcus, to continually beat and penetrate the mass in every possible manner until I'm sure I've refined all good people from every last bastard in the universe. When I've gotten that far, I'm then gonna have them grow appendages with mouths and order them all to eat another part of the mass to regurgitate all the raw energy of their being until I have it all destroyed and broken down into point zero, when all this energy is back to the starting point of life's wonders.

Create a universe, throw it in, see what happens, and prepare for a possible invasion.
 

Lt._nefarious

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I'd make a different heaven for every demographic.

For example...

Guys like me: A city split into 3 realms (steampunk, cyberpunk and Fantasy) inhabited with Videogame characters and slutty angels that look like Natalie Portman and young Sigourny Weaver where people could have super powers and just generally awesome...

Lesbains like me: (see above)

Chavs: A place designed like central london where switch blades are legal, hoods totally cover your face, you can drink as much as you want and never get a hangover...

So basically everyone will go to heaven and just be given different bits of heaven so people who generally wouldn't get along don't ruin it for each other...