Zero Consequence

[EXPLICITasian]

So a question comes into my mind one day when I'm daydreaming about throwing dildoes at some asshole's face, If I could do one thing without having to pay any consequence what would it be? I start thinking of petty shit like taking a dump this guy's guitar case (what he was racist) and kicking dick cheney in the balls, but I eventually settled on rape (i mean stealing ladies underwear... i mean cake).

No but really going on the breaking into a president's state of the union address to tell all the children Santa isn't real.

Anyway if you could do one thing with absolutely zero consequences for your actions, what would it be?

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Lots of gene pool cleansing.

 

[The Sorrow]

Using my new 80 lb. robot to run over Stephenie Meyer and break her legs.
Wouldn't kill her. Don't want her to be a martyr.

 

[JoshasorousRex]

Your mom! ^_^

Well what I really would do is kill all the idiots i want to very harshly... with a very blunt object... like what you mentioned throwing =P

 

[Erikaiht]

Lots of gene pool cleansing.

It would be great to be able to see the average IQ rising.


Anyway:
Usurp God's throne.

 

[black lincon]

mass castration of idiots.

 

[neoman10]

Kill all humans. Then make a throne out of their skulls. I'd be ruler of the world.

oh shit yes!

 

[darthzew]

No consequence? I would definitely swim down a volcano and see what's there or I would swim to the bottom of the ocean. I'd love to see what did #1 on this list:

http://www.cracked.com/article_16871_p2.html

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

Lots of gene pool cleansing.

It would be great to be able to see the average IQ rising.


Anyway:
Usurp God's throne.

Both of these if possible.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Shotgun. School. Chavs. Boom.

 

[stormcaller]

Kill myself to see what it feels like...then ask someone to sew me back together.

 

[the protaginist]

A celebrity depopulation list.

"This just in: Paris Hilton has just been seen with a strange new, "Bullet in the head," look. Many people are wondering about the Celbrity's health after her FIFTH dog killed itself. In other news..."

 

[Avatar Roku]

Using my new 80 lb. robot to run over Stephenie Meyer and break her legs.
Wouldn't kill her. Don't want her to be a martyr.

That's a bit unfair. It's not her fault teenage girls shit themselves over those books, she's just writing for her fanbase.

EDIT:

Kill myself to see what it feels like...then ask someone to sew me back together.

That reminds me of the meet-the-demoman video. "Oh, they're gonna have to glue you back together...in hell!"

 

[vivadelkitty]

Kill several jackass humans I know of, then usurp a god's throne and get all of their powers. Cry more Poseidon, I MAKE THE EARTHQUAKES NOW! MUHAHAHAHA!

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

maybe rape(?) not sure; go to the tallest point possible on Earth and jump with no parachute, but no music playing, maybe even record it. Blow up alot of everything, or just like already said a lot of gene pool cleansing (or adding chlorine to it)

 

[Antidamacus]

Drive on the railroad tracks

 

[captain awesome 12]

Send lightning bolts through the computer to all those idiots on the Youtube comment boards.