Zero Punctuation: Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

[LazyAza]

I dunno whats more shocking; that Yahtzee liked the Multiplayer or that he liked Danny Wallaces character. I, personally, can't be arsed with AC:B as it has too much of a focus on MP but this was a good ZP so at least we get something out of this game...

Uh... the single player campaign is easily the larger part of the product and its quite lengthy. I finished it just a few days ago and while I felt AC2 had some cooler locals and funner sequences its easily bigger and more diverse in its scope. Dunno why some people think the game is multiplayer focused because it really really isn't.

 

[MrGalactus]

The snarky, sarcastic, misanthropic, British man is Danny Wallace. He wrote Yes Man and owns his own country. I swear to god that's true. He's both the voice of the snarky, sarcastic, misanthropic, British man and the face of him too.
Look it up.

Also, HOLY SHIT nobody did a "first" post and got suspended!!? :O

 

[ImSkeletor]

I kind of want assassins creed 3 to be in Victorian era Britain. It was an interesting piece of history with great architecture. Then in the one after that we become Desmond. Also great video as always.

 

[Spookimitsu]

I think we can't play as desmond in assasins creed 3 because you stil don't own all the items. If you look at the hologramm of the world that comes somewere you see there are still at least 10 more MacCuffins. Hopefully part tree will be somewere in londen or PARIS. Or more orrigenal China. Playing as a ninja.

I dunno why but reading this and I LOL'd. co-workers are looking at me funny now ._.

 

[daxterx2005]

so.. i wonder how yhatzee likes the news about ea retiring "offline" games

step in the right direction if you ask me.

 

[LogicNProportion]

I'm Italian!

 

[blalien]

Scrub your daughter's vagina with baking soda? What the hell is wrong with you?

 

[Nurb]

A big publisher trying to make an expansion pack into a full game with a full game's price?

WHY THAT'S JUST UNHEARD OF!

 

[Nurb]

I'm Italian!

Da che regione dell'Italia?

 

[Azmael Silverlance]

haha Yahtzee and the Uk guy from AC do sound familiar
best episode in awhile I think games that Yahtzee likes get better reviews

 

[LogicNProportion]

I'm Italian!

Da che regione dell'Italia?

I can speak a bit of it.

Technically, I suppose, I'm Italian-American. I was born in US, as was my father, but his father was born in Sicily.

We DO have a grand ol' family tree from ancient times though, and my family originally hails from Naples.

 

[JoJo]

Good review, I admit I don't know to much about this game. Still, I'm a little disappointed that a Fable 3 review has yet to materialise.

 

[AngryBritishAce]

I liked the British Guy to, I just didn't like how he sounded quere. Now all americans will think we're like him

Unless we've actually met a British chap, in which case us Americans will just think of him as an asshole.

You know, kind of like the rest of the world thinks that we're assholes.

I don't think you're assholes, every country has done it's bit to harm the world, and since america has only been cultivated for 300/ 200 years or so, England and other countries probably have done more things to harm.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I had a feeling you might like Shawn, Yahtzee.
I couldn't imagine why, though...

 

[Thespian]

Yahtzee, have you ever seen the film "In Bruges"? 'Cause there's a bit where a guy goes into a confession and says "Forgive me father, for I have sinned.", and the priest asks him what his sin is and he says the he killed a guy for money, and the priest asks him who he killed, and he says "You, father." and kills him.
And your bit with the confessional reminded me of that.

I wasn't the only one, then.
That was an epic film.

I get the feeling Ubi Soft is trying to put off giving Desmond his own game as long as possible since they seem to know nobody likes him. I wouldn't mind some more historical eras. Maybe like the Colonial period, or World War I, or one where you play as a female assassin.

WHEN IS HE REVIEWING FABLE III?

Screw that. I want him to review that new Naruto game that came out. Nothing but pure hilarity and fan girl tears.

Oi! I'll be one of those fangirlsboys But yeah, I'd actually like to see Yahtzee's opinions on a Naruto game. Never seen him comment on much stuff like that. I'm guessing it'd be negative though.

 

[Yankeedoodles]

Ever since I saw this Critical Miss: [link]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comics/critical-miss/8342-Critical-Miss-Different-Creeds[/link] I've had an Elizabethan England/Dutch Revolt era Assassin's Creed story bouncing around my head. Could I make an Escapist thread outlining the plot and seeking comment or would that be something better left for some sort of fanfic site?

 

[Scrythe]

Wait a minute.

Wait one polypicking minute.

You mean to tell me that AC:B is essentially AC2 combined with MGS: Peace Walker?

I.

Fucking.

Approve.