Zero Punctuation: Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

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Yossarian1507

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garMov said:
Not to be the guy to land ass first on big ben,but don't you have a starcraft2 to review?
He already wrote in one of his Extra Punctuation articles, that he won't be reviewing it anytime soon.
 

duchaked

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hahaha that British guy annoyed me...but hmmm gee I can't see why Yahtzee likes him either lol
nice to hear he likes Ezio, but yeah eventually they'll need to move on (as much as I like Ezio too)

I'm still waiting for this game to be available for Blockbuster's online rental
 

Hyperactiveman

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Always found AC to be quite good in the respect of offering badass stealth maneuvers and a wide range of free roam that ties in well to the storyline and characters...

... sadly no matter what my friends say I will always find it shit in the respect that once you do something cool the first time it isn't fun the next 10 or 12 gagillionth times...

... Especially when the difficulty is then upped and the bosses become psychic.



Lol'd at that last line in the credits... It is hard to get around wearing the contents of a laundry basket isn't it?
 

500 lb Orangutan

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I caught that "obscure movie reference of the week", Yahtzee. Yes, some Americans have also seen "In Bruges", though it's existence has gone largely unnoticed by the general populace. :p Or maybe the almost direct correlation between your confessional assassination joke and the scene of Raymond murdering the priest are entirely coincidental...in which case, bravo.
 

Virtual_Dom

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Great review yahtzee but...

I don't understand him saying desmond miles is bland and has no personality:

-he's occasionally playful with lucy and has a growing attachment to her also
-he makes light sarcasm and jokes to lighten up the dark situation
-it is hinted that he is starting to become more facsinated with the hallucinations he gets from the animus

those sound like characteristics to me, but I agree that he's definitely not as well developed as ezio or any other characters. (or maybe i'm just not a good judge of storytelling)
 

sazzrah

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theblackmonk90 said:
sazzrah said:
theblackmonk90 said:
I sense a conspiracy here. Is Shaun actually Yatzee? Could anyone really tell? I mean Australians can easily pull of a British accent (a real one, not the accent Americans think we have) with a small amount of effort.
Except Yahtzee isn't Australian, he's British. He just lives in Australia.
Splitting hairs. He lives in Australia. He's Australian. Just like the thousands of other British people who have moved to Oz.
Wrong. Living in a country doesn't automatically make you a citizen of said country it makes you an expatriate (a citizen of your home country living temporarily/permanently in another country).

Anyway, your point was based on Yahtzee having a native Australian accent and the supposed ease with which he could fake a British accent. A point which is rendered entirely moot when you consider Yahtzee doesn't need to fake a British accent when he is British and already speaks in all of his videos with a distinctively English accent.

No hairs split here my friend, you were simply incorrect.
 

awesomehawk

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Ubisoft can expand on Ezio all they like, but he still isn't Altair.
Ezio may have better weapons and a bit more charm but somehow, he will never be as badass as Altair.
The only reason why the money is so unbalanced is because the weapons and armour cost fuckloads.
However, AC:B have done exactly what AC2 did and gave away the best armour in the game for free so the money for the armour is made redundant, so you get enough money to fill a swimming pool with and then some. In fact, Ubisoft should have included a swimming pool at the villa so you could do exactly that.
 

VampireSyan

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Glad to see he liked Shawn so much. xD Though not completely surprising. They have some vast similarities. I don't know if the attitude was based off of Yahtzee, though I wouldn't be surprised at all if it was, but I do know that his looks and his voice are based off of Danny Wallace.

Still, I can agree with this review quite a bit. I loved the game to death, but even I am willing to nod or cringe at some of the less... desirable parts. (Like how damn long it takes for you to even recruit your Brotherhood. OMG. :|)
 

Sweeney94

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As a big fan of Ass Creed I loved this one. Had the best story line of the three, and the Desmond parts were the best of the three also. It also had the most interesting city design, and a massive amount of things to do in Rome.
 

duchaked

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ah man...I thought I was sick of Assassin's Creed after playing 2 to like 150% but then I started working on AC1 (horrible at first but once past that it's fine)...and now Brotherhood is $20 off at GameStop...errghh oh all right (it's what I get for being too busy to do parkour in real life)

Mr. Bojangles said:
AssassinJoe said:
I always did see a similarity between Yahtzee and Assassin's Creed's Shawn.
Except Yahtzee has a point most of the time and curses more.
LOL true that
 

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I just bought this game a week ago and have been spending way too much time playing it since. Wish ACII had been more like this. Should not have listened to this review or the opinions of those who said it should have been DLC. Was completely worthy of being its own game. I found the story for both ancestor and Desmond to be more interesting in this game than it had been in the past.

Biggest complaint I have is that some of the 100% criteria are ridiculous given how far you have to backtrack to retry. I'm sure the asshole who put the 1 vs 2 tank battle in a confined space at the end of a 10-minute memory and required us to get through it without taking a hit is a Templar.