Zero Punctuation: Awards for 2009

[NuclearPenguin]

Claymore, Train, Shield. My first ever zero punctuation avatar.

 

[KingPiccolOwned]

Am I the only one who was genuinely creeped out by the way Yahtzee said "Happy new year" at the end of the video?

 

[Genixma]

I personally enjoyed how he pointed every little bad thing about Wet and then finished with saying the Soundtrack was alright. Yahtzee never ceases to amuse me.

 

[Kud]

These award things you do at the end of the year are awesome.

 

[AWDMANOUT]

I've never seen Back to the future 2 :'(

suppose i will have to now.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Kinda disappointed that he didn't even mention Assassin's Creed 2 even once.

 

[WaderiAAA]

I knew he was going to give the dead end award to motion control, but I thought it would go to the Wii MotionPlus. Oh, and I love the "won't **** die award" (man I hope the winner doesn't actually watch Zero Punctuation.

 

[Donttazemehbro]

THANK YOU YAHTZEE. Arkham Asylum was the best game of the year.

 

[Schlagwerk]

I was guessing your iPhone got stolen from that last remark. Guess not.

Incidentally, mine is somewhere in the mail between here and Philadelphia.

 

[300lb. Samoan]

I figured on Rogue Warrior for the Non-starter award - or does a game have to actually be playable for it to qualify?

And yea, hey! Someone else mentioned that Borderlands was worth a goty mention, and I agree! Well, at least it's worth an honorable mention - it's production values certainly aren't anywhere near those of Bman:AA.

 

[y1fella]

he should've had the " Cock can't touch the edges award for biggest game" all the awards were different from last year oh well the mans hardly consistent.

 

[SantoUno]

Fucking awesome awards show! Though I'm surprised he didn't mention Dragon Age: Origins as a possible GOTY winner.

And since he showed it I can't wait to see what he has to say about Bayonetta.

 

[ucciolord1]

I laughed so hard at the Atkinson bit, and at your loving farewell to 2009.

 

[zeratul123]

completely wrong winners but awesomely funny

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

I was afraid to watch because i thought one of the few games i bought and liked this year were going to be on for a yahtzee award. I love the names though.
Well, if i was the devs for one of these games and i saw this, I would have a shirt made just to show off me game.

 

[nearfar]

Wow he's right only 5 more years til back to the future 2 is proven wrong. =O

 

[tobyornottoby]

Really, for being the symbol of originality, those cheeseburger spiders start to be way too unoriginal overused =p

 

[Mr.Baginki]

Saints Row 2 really is an amazing game and i agree completely with Yahtzee. It's a game that just wants you to have fun and places no restrictions whatsoever.

 

[AceMcBadass]

Does anyone else find it extremely ironic that after Yahtzee releases this, the Escapist posted an article about Jon St. John, the voice of Duke Nukem, hinting that DNF my still be in production? I would love to see Yahtzee's opinion on this.

O yeah, is there anything I can do to help with this Michael Atkinson problem? I'm in America so it's not like I could vote against him, but if there's anything I can do to help, lemme know. What he's doing sounds so absurd. Good luck my Australian friends.