Zero Punctuation: Awards for 2009

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kuposenpai

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Something tells me that when and if the golden egg is at last laid (Duke Nukem Forever) society will be so far in the pisser it'll be pulled until its as friendly and as as safe as the Jonas Bros.
My solution..
Old fashion hunts and book burning.
for the hunts we can start off with disney, EA and the like
for books we can start with the Twilight Series and the bible according to King James. (that one never really sits well with me)
 

kuposenpai

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oneshotfinchy said:
So good=perfect in Yahtzee's eyes? No game is perfect(besides tetris). The dig at Michael Atkinson was great though.
I remember Where In The World Is Carmen San Diego being a fun game.
sigh, I miss the good olde days.
 

EchoCharlie

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Iphones, cigarettes, pink shirts and cats are there to help identify who gets fed into the ovens when we start pro-actively depopulating the earth to save mankind.
 

Versipellis

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The year 20XX?

Holy crap, isn't that when the Mega Man X series begins?

Head for the hills, the Mavericks are coming any day now! THANKS, YAHTZEE.
 

shoopyboy

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I was trying to deside if i should buy army of 2 40th day or borderlands so could Yahtzee would tell me which one is worst. But Great end to the year very funny! P.S please could you metaphoricly beat the shit out of avatar the game.
 

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ehehehe
so glad you stuck it to WET one last time... man what a pile of turd that game is. Although I can think of some other IP's that could qualify.

Poncy vs Continental Europe made me LOL.

I actually have bought Batman and still need to play it! So very excited.

2010 has a lot of promising games on the horizon though. And a dirge of shitty ones for Yahtzee to trash! Hooray!

Sheogoroth said:
I don't get the Australian prime minister joke, but great year.
It was the Attorney General I believe. What's not to get? If you've seen any other ZP episodes or gotten wind through gaming news the gist of it is he has banned violent games from Australia. Yahtzee also mentioned this in this episode for those who didn't know.
 

tman_au

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Awesome, couldn't agree more with the Michael Atkinson bit. Loud applauses and cheers for that alone. Well said Yahtzee.
 

Sh0ckFyre

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One of the best ZP's I have seen. Though I do disagree on the decision of Batman. I preferred Assassin's Creed 2 over pretty much every single player experience this year. Modern Warfare 2 is the best multiplayer shooter this year, if you don't take into account the mound of bullshit bugs all the nerds discovered over the past weeks.
 

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beema said:
ehehehe
so glad you stuck it to WET one last time... man what a pile of turd that game is. Although I can think of some other IP's that could qualify.

Poncy vs Continental Europe made me LOL.

I actually have bought Batman and still need to play it! So very excited.

2010 has a lot of promising games on the horizon though. And a dirge of shitty ones for Yahtzee to trash! Hooray!

Sheogoroth said:
I don't get the Australian prime minister joke, but great year.
It was the Attorney General I believe. What's not to get? If you've seen any other ZP
episodes or gotten wind through gaming news the gist of it is he has banned violent games from Australia. Yahtzee also mentioned this in this episode for those who didn't know.
Mick Atkinson is the Jack Thompson equivalent.
 

guch20

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MowDownJoe said:
The Atkinson bit was genuinely funny. Although I was really thinking this could've been something you'd write an article on rather than use a video for it. But then, we wouldn't get all the spider puns.
And as a gadget geek, if I may offer some advice? Ditch the iPhone for a Palm Pre. You'll thank me later.
For the love of God, do not listen to this man!

My wife had an iPhone when we were still with AT&T and it was absolutely awesome and bug-free. She loved it and had no problems with it. We kept having problems with AT&T though, so we switched to Sprint, with my reasoning being that Sprint carries the Palm Pre and the Pre is "pretty much an iPhone." Holy shit was I ever wrong! This phone is a piece of shit!

First of all, it's buggy as all fuck.

Second, the screen is so tiny and prone to scratches it's insane (the screen is plastic instead of glass like the iPhone screen).

Third, there are barely any apps for the phone and from what I've read, developers are dumping Palm and Android-based phones in favor of iPhone because that's what people are buying so that's where the money is.

And finally, there are just a lot of weird decisions Palm made when designing the phone. For instance, you can't copy a photo from a text and save it to your phone's memory; a very limited amount of the phone's memory can be dedicated to apps unlike the iPhone which can use almost all of its memory for apps; the phone is supposed to run multiple apps and programs at once but it has the same problem as the Droid in that multiple apps slows the phone WAAAAAAY down and makes it prone to crashing; and every update Palm releases fixes one bug but creates several new ones. THEY STILL HAVEN'T ADDRESSED THE COMMON BUG THAT MAKES IT SO THAT THE PHONE TELLS YOU THAT YOU HAVE TOO MANY CARDS OPEN WHEN YOU'VE ONLY GOT ONE OPEN!!! Instead, they keep focusing on the stupid iTunes synching crap! Ugh...

Enjoy your iPhone. There's a reason why every other smart phone maker tries to compare themselves with it -- it's the best thing out there. I wish to God I had one. Maybe if Apple stopped being dongs and went with Verizon and Sprint, I could actually get one because I'll be damned if I'll go back to AT&T.
 

1deano1

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Loved the awards. Oh the humour... I also loved the MW2 sniper bit at the end, that was absolutely hilarious!