Zero Punctuation: Bayonetta

[JokerCrowe]

Oh my god, did he ACTUALLY LIKE IT? or did I misread the entire boob... I mean review?
My friend says Bayonetta actually is fun... don't think I'll buy it though.
Tan-fucking-fastic! I LOL'd at that

 

[ribonuge]

That Pac-Man reference was hilarious. He got the game down to a T.

 

[ZZoMBiE13]

So, essentially, Bayonetta is Stonking Lame Tits? Got it.

 

[Brotherofwill]

The 'Arghghh" at the Pacman story is beyond hilarious.

 

[rokkolpo]

really nice episode.

loved it.

 

[The Cheezy One]

monty python references!

 

[hayashi38]

Seems like... you liked it? I really can't tell, but whatever. Hilarious nonetheless.

I was wondering though, you say that you hate it when Kamiya puts his action sequences in cutscenes, but how about when God of War does the "pseudo QTE" where you watch Kratos kill the enemy, but never actually do it? It's like a fighting game's grab combos in my opinion; press Block+Punch to "throw" someone and not really interact until the whole complex throw animation is over.

And while it seems like you played the PS3 version with long loading times, it's been a general consensus that the 360 version was the lead platform, whereas Bayonetta on PS3 runs at almost half the framerate.

 

[Premonition]

Looks to me like an average hack n' slash and seeing as that is not my cup of tea, I'll pass. Great vid though, hilarious as always and right on the money at nitpicking it to death ^^

 

[Aloran]

First review I've laughed properly at in a while if I'm being honest. The Pac man bit was awesome .

 

[snowman6251]

Yeah so speaking of shameless sex appeal how about Record of Agarest War.

Kotaku says more than I ever really could so link [http://kotaku.com/5457448/record-of-agarest-wars-really-naughty-limited-edition-lives-up-to-its-name]

Yeah. That just happened.

 

[Jammerz]

Love the vid and oh my god no one's been put on probation this week, it's a new record!

 

[MezzoDragon]

This is a very funny review.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

He is right about the sex innuendo's and sex related things of sexy sex stuff in that there is a lot of it. But with that aside the combat was fun until the harder difficulties when you just barely make it through the level by the skin of your ass and instead of congratulating you the game says "sorry you didn't complete it the way we wanted you to Stone award...and a Joe Pesci sounding guy named Enzo"

 

[Terramax]

Wow, after all the hype everyone's been given I was really expecting him to give this a positive review.

 

[thewerebuffalo]

Good review. agree that the QTE were extremely poorly placed. but Also since you apparently have all 3 systems. it's your own fault for getting the PS3 version. since the game comes out later in australia you would have had at least a week to find out that the xbox version has no load times and better graphics

 

[Jaebird]

YES!! Yahtzee inadvertently agrees with me that Bayonetta is a f*cking giraffe!

Seriously, throughout the whole game, nearly everyone in it had the most absurd bodily proportions, that it was literally hurting my eyes looking at them. Except for the little girl and final boss. They were normal-looking compared to the rest of the mess.

 

[MFunction]

Ha funny.

 

[Cod of War]

Really funny review. Nice to see he admitted that it was a DMC ripoff/spinoff through and through and the fact that we should really get to play/perform the cool stuff in cutscenes

 

[Armored Prayer]

Funny as usual.

Great review.

 

[Eliam_Dar]

Oh my god did he ACTUALLY LIKE IT! or did i misread the entire boob, i mean review?

yup, I think he liked it... I mean, in his own way. I have the game and it is fun.