Zero Punctuation: Bionic Commando

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Perhaps Heather Mills should have been involved?

Anyway, John Stirling, you are now the new Star Wars Kid.

 

[TwistedEllipses]

More letters of the week from stupid people please!

 

[Cptn_Squishy]

To the gentlemen requesting how to get his hands on Duke Nukem Forever, there's really only one place you can find it...

GAMETRADERS ROBINA

 

[ZippyDSMlee]

I thought it was a bad game because its a 4 hour simplistic and under deved platformer action title that costs 60$....

If it cost 20$ I would not care it would have have been a good little time waster...

 

[Strong Intelligent]

LOading....

That screen should be on every game.

 

[sky14kemea]

Pepsi<Coke

Pepsi is horrible.

Agreed, agreed so hard, on everything said about Pepsi.

pepsi is the enemy... coke warlords ftw! -_-

Pepsi sucks. Tastes like dirty Coca Cola.

And I agree with how much Pepsi sucks.

COKE FTW!!!!!!

gym sock taste of pepsi

You know what's worse than pepsi? pepsi max. I couldn't finish a bottle of the stuff

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY COKA-COLA!

heeeeey, you quoted mine out of context! no fair! XD

 

[mikekearn]

Okay, so I decided to look up the twist as well. Holy jeebus that was really, REALLY effing lame.

 

[Peach_hat]

Oh, and I fucking looooove pepsi.

 

[George Palmer]

I absolutely detest in game advertising. Hate it hate it hate it hate it. Just that alone will make me never play this game.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

The letter at the end was priceless.

 

[EeveeElectro]

My mum is exciting and sexy; it's official because Yahtzee said so.

 

[Mackinator]

Great review as always.

I love the "Letter of the week" section at the end. ^_^

Yeah.

I dont like Pepsi either, Coca-cola is much nicer.

 

[BlueInkAlchemist]

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"Yes I can be petty!" Really? I had no i-

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-dea! This wasn't bad, and I wasn't really expecting Bionic Commando to set the wo-

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-rld on fire. It just shows that game develop-

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-ers are just as bad as Hollywood because original ideas are about as rare as genuine human affec-

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-tionOH BUGGER THIS.

 

[randommaster]

I think there's more people talking about soda than ZP...

 

[wunderguy]

extreme lol at the letter of the week

 

[FoxParadox]

Sims 3, Halo ODST, L4D2, Bioshock 2, Red Faction: Guerrilla, Yahtzee's got a lot material to work with this year

 

[CakeDragon]

As if someone wrote in asking about Duke Nukem..!
Someone send that fellow a years' supply of Pepsi.