Zero Punctuation: Braid

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Jake0fTrades

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Well I blame a lot of people for the state of the video game market but not nessecarily me in particular. YES occasionaly I get lost in the madness of decapitating enemies to the music of Linkin Park but all in all a good story goes a long way. Even if the game is repetetive a good storyline may be able to save its ass. Halo 3 I found awful because it didn't keep me interested despite the fact its all adrenaline based action. And the same follows with a lot of games. The creativity is much more important then the action by far.
 

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Just in case Yahtzee actually reads this, I gotta say... I'm disappointed.
The review, in general was great, fine, whatever. But seriously... two doors with no indication of which to pick?
The only places I can think of would be in World 4, and you didn't once - not even after the first one - "Green key, non-green door... I've seen this before, and sure don't want to be reversing time"? Or, perhaps, "Hey, everything in this world advances when I move to the right... even that one puzzle piece I have to get while moving to the right... maybe given two options of how to approach, I should be moving to the right"?

Come on, man. Before this review, I would point and laugh at people that claimed it was totally arbitrary or there was no indication which one to use. But you're an intelligent guy, and you didn't figure it out after three iterations? That's just... sad.
 

ElArabDeMagnifico

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Eldritch Warlord post=6.69741.673622 said:
Really people, are you serious?

I was gonna post: "Whatever happend to being funny and clever as opposed to being an angry if eloquent misanthrope foaming at the mouth while rabidly calling everyone a moron?"

Don't you people have better things to do than inflate Yahtzee's already vast ego?

(appologies to those who actually did say something other than "grate as usul" or some variation with worse or better spelling)
Don't even try man, I said something of that nature on the first page of the GTA IV review and they ripped me apart.
 

Eldritch Warlord

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ElArabDeMagnifico post=6.69741.674044 said:
Eldritch Warlord post=6.69741.673622 said:
Really people, are you serious?

I was gonna post: "Whatever happend to being funny and clever as opposed to being an angry if eloquent misanthrope foaming at the mouth while rabidly calling everyone a moron?"

Don't you people have better things to do than inflate Yahtzee's already vast ego?

(appologies to those who actually did say something other than "grate as usul" or some variation with worse or better spelling)
Don't even try man, I said something of that nature on the first page of the GTA IV review and they ripped me apart.
They would do that even to the Arab of Magnificence?

But I think of it this way, if I don't reply to the Yahtzee Disciples then I'm immune to their idiocy.
 

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I'm surprised a number have people have mentioned the "two door" thing (to confirm, yes, there is nothing "random" about it, and if you do screw up, it takes all of 10 seconds to walk back to the door and reset the room), but no one's mentioned the "lazy repeated design" thing.

There was absolutely nothing lazy about this -- in every case, there is some new and interesting puzzle to solve, even if the elements appear to be arranged the same way to first glance. "Hunt" shows up twice, for instance, but the mechanics of the two worlds they appear in make them totally different when it comes to actually solving it. "Phase" appears twice, but the second time, half of the platforms have disappeared, forcing you to use your time manipulation powers in a new way. This is the first time I've really strongly felt Yahtzee was completely off-base with a review.

As for the story/gameplay divide, I don't agree with him, but I don't disagree with him. The writing is pretentious, and if you're waiting for a clear explanation, it's never going to come. The story is not required for the gameplay, but each world tied its unique gameplay mechanic to the emotional issues of the protagonist; I thought that was really neat. World 5's gameplay gimmick/emotional setting always gets to me. I think Joe Blow tried to do something new here, and it's not going to work for everyone. To me, it worked, and a number of people I've shown it to have confessed that it touched upon something personal to their lives regarding relationships and regret.

As for everyone left wondering what Braid is about: it's a puzzle platformer with a little bit of hop-and-bop, it will mess with your understanding of time worse than Portal messed with your sense of space, it's absolutely gorgeous and if you enjoy using your brain you should drop the $15 on it without hesitation.
 

arcanine

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Being called Adrian I think I'm receiving a lot of unjustified hate on the internets, today

ironically I do not own any next generation consoles nor do I play pc games like bioshock
crysis and what other games you bloody dicks play these days I enjoy games like stronghold, red alert 2, star trek armada, blockland, the myth of soma, samp, zdaemon, sim city etc the most graphically intense game I play are half life 2 type games

so fuck you it's not this particular Adrians fault I'd rather we were all playing new 2d rts games, or good zombie survival simulations
 

ElArabDeMagnifico

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Eldritch Warlord post=6.69741.674059 said:
ElArabDeMagnifico post=6.69741.674044 said:
Eldritch Warlord post=6.69741.673622 said:
Really people, are you serious?

I was gonna post: "Whatever happend to being funny and clever as opposed to being an angry if eloquent misanthrope foaming at the mouth while rabidly calling everyone a moron?"

Don't you people have better things to do than inflate Yahtzee's already vast ego?

(appologies to those who actually did say something other than "grate as usul" or some variation with worse or better spelling)
Don't even try man, I said something of that nature on the first page of the GTA IV review and they ripped me apart.
They would do that even to the Arab of Magnificence?

But I think of it this way, if I don't reply to the Yahtzee Disciples then I'm immune to their idiocy.
Well, it was simply because they misunderstood me, they thought I was attacking them and calling them stupid or something, but I just tried to do some good for the thread.

Conclusion? It's futile, no yahtzee discussion allowed.
 

HadesWTF

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Except oh wait. The Escapist buys your shit for you.........




LMAO, I do agree with you 100% this time Braid is pretty cool.

(And I've bought and played every game that popped up during your rant on mainstream gamers)
 

Opa-Opa

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I just wanted to clarify something I said: "This is the first time I've really strongly felt Yahtzee was completely off-base with a review," emphasis on "first time". He's always entertaining, while at the same time being extremely accurate. If he wasn't normally so spot-on, I wouldn't have felt the need to say anything.
 

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Well, I guess I'm not to blame for all the crappiness. I have beaten pchyconaghts, beyond good and evil, and shadow of the collosus at least a year before I even heard of yahtzee. Also, I had bought braid 2 weeks ago. Yay me!
 

Colodomoko

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Thank you for blaming the right people including me. Unfortunately I was one of the people who had been buying those crappy driver game without realizing they sucked.
 

Tumbler360

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That was fucking Hilarious.

Great fucking job. Loved that review.

You should put some sort of donation link up because that was worthy of a few bucks from me. Setup a paypal account or something to accept donations because that was worth 2 or 3 bucks from me easy!
 

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JOE COOL post=6.69741.674842 said:
Thank you for blaming the right people including me. Unfortunately I was one of the people who had been buying those crappy driver game without realizing they sucked.
Wow, just wow. You gonna keep riding Yahtzee's cock or is this your stop?

I enjoyed Gears of War, Halo, etc. I also enjoyed Shadow of the Colossus, Psychonauts, Portal,etc.

I know some of you "artsy-fartsy" folk instantly dismiss the next big shooter or sports game just because it overshadows whatever you're looking forward to, but let's be logical here: not every mainstream game is bad just because it's popular with the jocks and frat boys.

Seriously, you think Yahtzee is gonna be your friend just because you mindlessly follow whatever he says? Gimme a break.

(and I get flamed in 3....2....1....)
 

Lord T Hawkeye

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"I'm special cause I play games nobody heard of"

Something I like to call rebel syndrome. Remember folks, anti-conformatism is just conformatism with a cheap coat of paint thrown over it.
 

Odoylerules360

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Braid doesn't have any original ideas. Yahtzee just likes games where you goof around with time. Braid is just SNES Donkey Kong with a few elements ripped from Blinx: the Time Sweeper, but instead of a giant ape or cat with goggles, you play a hobbit with dwarfism. weak.
 

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vamp rocks post=6.69741.673552 said:
Stephen Colbert is my voice on politics... and Yahtzee is my voice on games... lol XD
wow, make your own decisions tool.