Zero Punctuation: Call of Duty: Black Ops 3

[iller3]

oh jeez that Furby caught me off guard ... one of those 'pause the video and laugh for a minute' moments

 

[ToastyMozart]

Sometimes I think there's a plot to prop up the console market by making a set proportions of PC ports run badly, be straight up broken, or something in between. Or the publishers just don't care about PC.

It's not entirely outside the realms of feasibility; need I remind anyone of the Watchdogs debacle where a bunch of fully implemented graphical effects from the E3 demo were deliberately disabled on the PC version but were found and reactivated by modders, and how doing so actually IMPROVED performance despite making things look better.
Treyarch has a pretty good track record as far as their PC versions go, so it's odd that this one runs poorly despite basically being the same engine and systems as the previous one.