Zero Punctuation: Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood

[kirok]

He must of played the normal difficulty lvl, I found the difficulty lvl of hard very appropriate (it was pretty hard in some sections) and the very hard difficulty lvl is pretty much impossible.

The boss shootouts were kindof annoying and had a steep learning curve, but i did not have to count the seconds just get very good at drawing instantly. and i think they did add to the game something somewhat fun, original, and very well done.

 

[rickthetrick]

Blankets....lol.

Love your vids as usual.

 

[Allan Foe]

I agree, he has been steadily improving lately.

I'm actually surprised how good that full version of the theme song is. Any downloads anywhere?

The full (extended) version download:
http://rapidshare.com/files/263840309/ZeroPunctuationExtendedFinal.mp3

I hope the Escapist doesn't mind, it was in their game media pack after all.

 

[EI8HT]

Congratulations on the 100th episode
I enjoy watching episodes even if i have no intention in getting some of the games ( some times i don't get them because of your review)

 

[RTR]

Yahtzee has come a long way. I can't remember the last time I saw an episode this good.
Nice montage at the end.

 

[WhackySacky]

Its cool to see you have 100 videos .what is kind of sad on my part is that ive seen them all at least 3 times

 

[RTR]

Here's a good idea for a ZP game: the video games have had it with Yahtzee's brutal reviews so the characters from every game Yahtzee has critized over the years invade the real world, kidnap him and take him to the world of video games. Yahtzee must now find a way to escape, battling his capturers. Helping him are characters from games he has liked, such as Gordon Freeman, Prince of Persia, the girl from Portal, Duke Nukem, etc. When you kill your enemies, you can gain their abilities and the ability to diguise as them (if Yahtzee kills Lara Croft, he gets her guns, tight shorts, a ponytail and boobs. Just an example. Yahtzee also gets the power to summon his little army of imps to join him in battle. They can do anything from peeing on them, bumfuck them and everything in between.

 

[WhackySacky]

Here's a good idea for a ZP game: the video games have had it with Yahtzee's brutal reviews so the characters from every game Yahtzee has critized over the years invade the real world, kidnap him and take him to the world of video games. Yahtzee must now find a way to escape, battling his capturers. Helping him are characters from games he has liked, such as Gordon Freeman, Prince of Persia, the girl from Portal, Duke Nukem, etc. When you kill your enemies, you can gain their abilities and the ability to diguise as them (if Yahtzee kills Lara Croft, he gets her guns, tight shorts, a ponytail and boobs. Just an example. Yahtzee also gets the power to summon his little army of imps to join him in battle. They can do anything from peeing on them, bumfuck them and everything in between.

That would have to be the most awesome game ever.
not including the inevitable lawsuit with every video game developer in the world =D.

 

[Cavouku]

Too bad everyone is so obsessed with base 10 to realize what Yahtzee realizes; it's just a number.

Favourite moments; "As Thomas you can shoot more accurately, throw lassos and climb ledges, and as Ray, you can open the pause menu, restart the mission and choose Thomas, instead, you fucking idiot." - Yahtzee

Blew my lips off with that one

"HCKWAREZ!" in general.

Rockstar guy unleashing the dogged Yahtzee to kill Bound in Blood, and finally, "Press X to hide, press triangle to quote Bible, and right trigger to poo pants."

And of course the ever awesome Full and Proper theme song. Purely awesome shots.
Somehow I feel like one of these people are going to make a game involving Yahtzee FPSing FPS's using Saints Row 2. Or something to do with "Yellow Smallstraight; Chimpanzee" (Play on "Red Faction; Guerilla", if you didn't get that).

Congratulations on making a video with a three digit number, that is a milestone in the base ten system. And I can't wait to see what you do for the ever so important 101st video, as it too, is a number, be it important to base ten and digit size or not.

 

[gearsghost233]

ive been a long time fan of zero punctuation and i hope your future videos are even better.

 

[Major Kane]

Congratulations on the 100 Episodes! Looking into getting Call of Juarez now.

 

[LimeJester]

Whoooo, to a hundred more Yahtzee!

The montage at the end was good. Filled with so many good old scenes it made my eyes hurt.

 

[rdesjardin]

Loved the ending. Very Funny.

 

[TaborMallory]

Ok, I'll admit this one got a few laughs out of me.

 

[Undead Dragon King]

Congrats Yahtzee!

The end of the montage was made of win. Now, as per your instructions, I have to go kill myself.

 

[VonBrewskie]

Congrats man! Been watchin' yah for almost a year now. You're my Wednesday afternoon, post-youpOrn tradition! *wink* Hope you stick around for a long time bruthah. Your writing is incredibly sharp and insightful. Thanks for the good times yah spunk-weasel!

 

[VinLAURiA]

Awesome 100th, I've always liked westerns. Thought the joke were really good, too, this week.

... *flrrrpt*

Though I guess I'll take a crack at that game design contest. I think I can pull something off, I'm a decent programmer (EDIT: Wait. Fotch, it's in Flash. I never got the hang of ActionScript. Ah well.)

(And you still haven't reviewed the Conduit yet?)

 

[Clashero]

Like... 100.

Heh, heh. Good review, but surely the pistols can't be that bad?

Indeed, he was pretty exaggerated about it. I played the game mostly with Ray (the dual-wielder) and he's very very effective. Since he dual-wields, he can use two Rangers (the powerful, slow type of revolver) without the speed drawback. Plus he can take more hits, he can throw dynamite (grenades) and carry a gatling gun around. He does chew through your ammo faster than Thomas, and is more likely to get hit since he's the one who gets close to the enemies. Still, in my opinion, my favourite of the two.

 

[Dudimus]

To bad that stupid contest is only browser based flash games.....

 

[awatkins]

My favorite part was when the the hooker got molested by the chair in the waiting room.
then again when the green guy was about to get a sphincter stretcher from the other chair.
Juarez: Bound to Rapist Chairs.