Zero Punctuation: Dante's Inferno
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sounds like they should have put their millions worth of marketing into making the second half better instead of putting on fake protests.
Any gamer paying any sort of attention could have predicted the mediocre scores it was going to get just by the ammount of hype and marketing that went into it
Any gamer paying any sort of attention could have predicted the mediocre scores it was going to get just by the ammount of hype and marketing that went into it
While I found the video entertaining, I have to admit I found the same with the game, it was mindless entertainment and well worth a play-through, however, it was way too short.
For £40, unless it's a prostitute, I expect my money to last me more than 7 hours of playtime, the weird thing is I now have no intention of picking up GoW3 either for fear of being doubly disappointed.
For £40, unless it's a prostitute, I expect my money to last me more than 7 hours of playtime, the weird thing is I now have no intention of picking up GoW3 either for fear of being doubly disappointed.
i remember hearing something about that singing box he recieved. it rick rolld him and would not stop until he destroyed the main tape.somthing along those lines
I never intended on buying this as I hate god of war but this one at least kept me entertained through a whole demo. My friend did buy it so I planned on just borrowing it from him as they already got a sale from him why not play it to see how horrible or good it may be.
Maybe I will borrow bayonetta too and laugh my way through a bad sex joke.
Maybe I will borrow bayonetta too and laugh my way through a bad sex joke.
that was hilarious! xD
by the way, at the end you were asking how a whirlwind has to do with lust, i wondered that same thing to. as much as you don't want to recall that mess, here's why: the Tornado of Souls (it's a tempest in the poem, but this is a Megadeth reference!) is supposed to have the souls caught in the eye of the tornado (blow me awaaaay) so that the lovers may never touch or feel ever again. if you think about it, it's hard to f**k your lover when
A; they're in some other part of the tornado
B; finding them would be impossible, think of the millions of porn stars that are trapped in there plus anyone else who's cheated or had premarital sex in the past 5000 years
C; actually finding the time to f**k when you're being hurdled at a hundred miles an hour in the air
D; the souls in the tornado are like ghosts
for a horny f**ker, that's hell.....b/c you can't f**k.....le duh
by the way, at the end you were asking how a whirlwind has to do with lust, i wondered that same thing to. as much as you don't want to recall that mess, here's why: the Tornado of Souls (it's a tempest in the poem, but this is a Megadeth reference!) is supposed to have the souls caught in the eye of the tornado (blow me awaaaay) so that the lovers may never touch or feel ever again. if you think about it, it's hard to f**k your lover when
A; they're in some other part of the tornado
B; finding them would be impossible, think of the millions of porn stars that are trapped in there plus anyone else who's cheated or had premarital sex in the past 5000 years
C; actually finding the time to f**k when you're being hurdled at a hundred miles an hour in the air
D; the souls in the tornado are like ghosts
for a horny f**ker, that's hell.....b/c you can't f**k.....le duh
DominicxD said:"It beats the fuck out of me!"
fucking lol'd
Nice vid, different voice though
diddo
This was a weird episode for me, I found everything mildly amusing up until the end gag and then it was as if you had carefully crafted together a scenario where everything was hilarious but all the laughing that was supposed to occur throughout didn't hit the viewer until the end where they would promptly die in horrible agony by being suffocated via their own laughter Joker style.
Well I lived, barely, so you'll need to find another way to kill all the annoying fans.
Well I lived, barely, so you'll need to find another way to kill all the annoying fans.
"It beats the fuck out of me!"
Brilliant, Yahtzee.
As to your surely rhetorical question at the end of the review, I'll be a dick and answer: Supposedly, getting caught up in the gales was supposed to symbolize being swept away by your many romances. Retarded, I know.
Brilliant, Yahtzee.
As to your surely rhetorical question at the end of the review, I'll be a dick and answer: Supposedly, getting caught up in the gales was supposed to symbolize being swept away by your many romances. Retarded, I know.
When the trailer for this game came out I remarked that it looked like just another cookie cutter hack-N-Slasher, and I got flamed by idiots. It's good to see that I was right all along, this game is shit, and anyone that likes it has no taste.
