Zero Punctuation: Darksiders

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Captain Pancake

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Veldt Falsetto said:
Captain Pancake said:
Well, who is a manly game character?

Besides Captain Price, that is.

[sub]Don't mess with him, he's been on eastenders...[/sub]
The best one of game actors being elsewhere was Sephiroth on Friends...ah I can imagine One Winged Angel while Chandler sits there making sarcastic comments about over compensating due to his 7 foot katana before his head getting sliced off.
best episode ever.
Personally I prefer Captain Anderson in There's something about mary.

"How'd you get the beans above the pork???"
 

mysterj

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qazmatoz said:
The God of War comment in the beginning about Bayonetta is just dumb since it's by the creator of Devil May Cry, which came out years before God of War.
Yeah I just played Bayonetta, there's no resemblance to GoW at all except they are both bound to a journey to kill gods. And is not even that since in Bayonetta you never actually know what the fuck is going on. Amazing combat thou, really really fun to actually play.
 

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Anybody else think the watermark escapist e made it look like an escapist owned nudist colony. Definitely would not be worth all that to jump the fence to the escapist nudist colony.
 

Herb sewell

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Veldt Falsetto said:
Captain Pancake said:
Well, who is a manly game character?

Besides Captain Price, that is.

[sub]Don't mess with him, he's been on eastenders...[/sub]
The best one of game actors being elsewhere was Sephiroth on Friends...ah I can imagine One Winged Angel while Chandler sits there making sarcastic comments about over compensating due to his 7 foot katana before his head getting sliced off.
best episode ever.
Even worse than that is Sephiroth's voice actor from Kingdom Hearts Lance "oh that's a surprise" Bass
 

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Had a feeling that this was going to incur the wrath of Yahtzee out of how derivative the game is (especially with the Portal gun). The whole Warhammer 40K feel (IE TESTOSTERONE UP THE WAZOO) would also be a huge notch down his approval.

Also, sorry if this has been said here (and will be referenced in Extra Puncuation), but Bayonetta is more accurately described as a Devil May Cry clone since it's directed by the same guy who did the first game as well being done by the team who did God Hand. Not so much an outright clone than a refined version of the Spectacle Fighter originator.
 

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Namulith said:
Surprised no one has mentioned this: Dante's Inferno (loosely based on, well, Dante's Inferno) and Bayonetta (based on Devil May Cry and...Dante's Inferno) are being called God of War clones, a game which based it's own gameplay on Ninja Gaiden and the original Devil May Cry (which is even more loosely based on, wait for it..................................Dante's Inferno)
I'm sorry, but did you even play the Dante's Inferno demo? The control scheme is so copied and pasted from God of War that I was shocked to discover that it wasn't made by the same company.
 

Namulith

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BlackFrost55 said:
Namulith said:
Surprised no one has mentioned this: Dante's Inferno (loosely based on, well, Dante's Inferno) and Bayonetta (based on Devil May Cry and...Dante's Inferno) are being called God of War clones, a game which based it's own gameplay on Ninja Gaiden and the original Devil May Cry (which is even more loosely based on, wait for it..................................Dante's Inferno)
I'm sorry, but did you even play the Dante's Inferno demo? The control scheme is so copied and pasted from God of War that I was shocked to discover that it wasn't made by the same company.
Yes, I did. Completely not the point of my post.
 

MpSai

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It's true, over-drawing is a big big problem. You have to be a pretty incompetent artist to really believe that slathering on details automatically makes something good.
 

JusticarPhaeton

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wildcard9 said:
So I guess this means we won't be getting a review of the new Dawn of War expansion...
I heard nothing of this?

Ironically enough, I thought art and illustrations for Darksiders was gorgeous, but I hate the look in-game. It makes him look like a fat WoW character.
 

Stammer

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I thought this review was funnier than the majority of his most recent ones. I actually had to pause a couple times so I wouldn't laugh through more of the review.
 

Raregolddragon

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eeech I will hold my laughs for Mass Effect 2 and Bioschok 2 reviews.

After all those are sequins to some of his first vids.