Zero Punctuation: Darksiders

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Soushi

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Best review in a while. they are all good, don't get me wrong, but this one really was of higher quality. The shoutiness, the criticism and the hyperbole was all back in full wing. Keep up the good work good sir.
 

SOLID MATTIC

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Wow that was a really good review this time, alot of classic lines. I agree that he did seem a bit extra angry with this one. This is going to be a fun mon- hey wait a tic
*rewinds video*

WHAT DID HE JUST SAY ABOUT 40K!!!!!!!!!!!
*takes out chainsword and bolt pistol* "this is gonna get ugly"
 

KahranRamsus

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So, four games listed in the start, one is God of War, but only 1 of them is a God of War ripoff? All I see is Ninja Gaiden, Ocarina of Time, and two copies of God of War. Of course, only the one that isn't GoW will actually be good.

Besides, where are all the other games? MAG, Mass Effect 2, Dark Void, Syst- I mean- Bioshock 2, and Alien Vs Predator? All coming out within the same time-frame as the other games, or are already currently out as well. Maybe stretching AvP to fit it in.

Entertaining review as always though.
 

daegranos

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i take it that yathzee has never played legacy of kain before?
because that's what darksiders is, legacy of kain with a bit of zelda thrown in it.

also, i stopped watching when you said that war was angsty, you obviously didn't play any further than the first vulgrim encounter.
 

Tapion817

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I have tu admit, this is one of those few times I will ahve to disagree with him. Bayonetta isn't a God of War ripoff. It's a Devil May Cry ripoff. a great game nonetheless. Devil May Cry was released before God of War so they get first dibs in the action genre.
 

The1stMJC

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wow that was the funniest review I had seen by Yahtzee in a long time. That for some reason makes me want to play the game even more.

I am a monster truck that walks like a man that part got me laughing
 

Negatempest

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Whoa, Whoa, WHOA!!! Hold your horses people. Bayonnetta is NOT and I repeat NOT a GOW clone in any way shape or form! It is a DMC clone in many ways, except it has boobs and plays smoothly. Saying that Bayonnetta is a GOW clone is like saying GOW is a DMC clone since DMC came out before GOW. We all know better than to believe DMC plays the same way as GOW. So in no way can Bayonnetta be a GOW clone.
 

reciprocal

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Questioning gameplay, storyline, character development... that's all fine. Criticising Joe Madureira's artwork? That's crossing the line! Last I checked Yahtzee was a 'game' critic.
 

WastedHero

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"I am a monster truck that walks like a man!"

That is the greatest thing I've ever heard.

I'm going to need a shirt and/or hoodie with that line printed on it... ASAP!
 

Malacite

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tl;dr

Just wanted to mention that Yahtzee forgot this game also "borrows" from Devil May Cry as WAR can also transform into a demon form when his demon bar (or w/e the hell they call it in that game) fills up.

Otherwise another solid and hilarious episode ^^
 

Peachykamikazi

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i do have to agree with you that it was exactly like god of war and zelda
....and shitty portal
but it was still a good game
and i got it for free
so i wasnt compelled to like it
you know the convincing yourself you like the piece of shit game
that you jus spent 70 bucks on to make it feel like you could have spent that money better
on so many different things burnin it a different game funding my road trip
 

Beatrix

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wildcard9 said:
So I guess this means we won't be getting a review of the new Dawn of War expansion...
I don't think Yahtzee's ever covered an expansion pack, and iirc he isn't too keen on RTSs either, so I could've told you this before this episode really.