Zero Punctuation: Darksiders

[MasterKirov]

So I guess this means we won't be getting a review of the new Dawn of War expansion...

We won't anyway. Didn't you see the Halo Wars review?

 

[C_ee_X]

I feel that something has really changed in this review!

Yahtzee, have you changed your mic?


Seriously, yahtzee sounds clearer! I'm not a native English speaker so sometimes I don't really understand, but in this one I had an easier time getting all the words. I'm also noticing more humor in the reviews, which is very good!

Keep it up!

 

[Section Crow]

hmm... i thought he would have said something about how war dies twice and comes back to life again...

oh well great review anyway, also this game isn't that bad its worth a go at the least

 

[Demoliboy2]

WAit a second.. Did he said twilight princess was good?

First time i hear him said a zelda game was good O.O

On topic: Pretty good review, but i would love to fight with death..

When did he say that? The only note of Zelda I recall was the "recreating the same game since [whenever the original came out]


Best episode of ZP in a long time.
I want to somehow mod the game so that Yahtzee's rant would play every time I killed an enemy. That might actually make the game worth buying.
"I am a MONSTER TRUCK that walks like a man!"

2:40 "I aprecciate that taking elements from a good game that worked well"

Here you go

Well, he also said the "remaking the same game" thing, so I'm pretty sure he's generally against the series.

Yes he did, and it's partially true, but what would zelda be without any zelda in it

And i think his atitute face this matter is a bit hypocrytical (sp?), since he enjoys half life, which have been somewhat the same throughout the series, yet he still wants episode 3 and will most likely face it like episode 2 (quoting him "The structe flows in a encounter- walk- encounter- walk- encounter... and it's fine, thats what made the first HL good").

I guess that is just my stance then

 

[Loop Stricken]

"I'm a monster truck that looks like a man!"

So whom can rustle up a 1440x900 high-rez wallpaper of that scene? I would be interested.

 

[Loop Stricken]

Was he being a smartass when he pronounced homage as HOME-edge?

No, that's how it's pronounced in British English. I'd say "HOM-edge" rather than "HOME-edge" too, as "HOME" stretches out the vowel.

Unless you want to sound posh, in which case it's hom-ARRRRRRJ.

 

[GumbaMasta]

I've got this game on the day this review went up and I declare, he's right on the money here...and yet I still enjoy playing it. What kind of freak of nature am I?

Also I wish he had done bayonetta first.

 

[Benjeezy]

His accent sounds faked.

Are you an ass?

 

[lil zane]

the only warharmer 40k stuff that sucks are the rts so up yours

 

[Vohn_exel]

This has probably been pointed out before (forgive me for prefering to avoid checking sixteen pages) but Bayonetta isn't actually a GOW ripoff. It's a DMC ripoff...which actually isn't acurate either, since it was made by the creator of the first DMC. However, the demo played like the newer DMC's (3,4) then it does the original one.

 

[Toriver]

"I AM A MONSTER TRUCK THAT WALKS LIKE A MAN!"

Wow, we've already got a contender for quote of the year.

I NEED that on a T-Shirt!!!

 

[Bane_Star]

I usually dont, but for this review I laughed out loud. wow/.. well done Yatzhee.

 

[Daffy F]

I thought this was a fair bit better than some of his other recent ones.

 

[Yoseph]

What do you mean only god of war clones coming out? Mass Effect 2 just came out, along with No More Heroes 2, and Bioshock 2 two is coming soon. Also Red Steel 2 looks really good for a wii game.

P.S. Christ that's a lot of twos

 

[Buffdoggy]

Lets get real... this game is a DEVIL MAY CRY Rip off but crappier. though I have to give you props you where in the right area Yahtzee so there for your still the champ.

 

[Anticitizen_Two]

Four God of Wars in one month... I wish you luck, Yahtzee.

 

[Swadodragon]

well good review i think war of god i mean darksiders is okay but bayonetta god of war rip off well i must disagree im affraid im not saying bayonetta is all that great but what it is is the crazy love child of the devil may cry team and boobies since dmc was out 4 years before gow sopose u cant realy call it a ripoff (i appologise for that almost fan boy rant)

 

[nebtheslayer95]

Who cares if it's a remake, if it does things better, why complain?