Zero Punctuation: DayZ

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WanderingFool

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I ws finally able to give this a shot... I can now honestly say I do not like this mod, at all. Its like they could smell the newbie status on me. While it could no doubt be fun once you learn, you have to suffer through alot of shit to get to that point, and personally, I didnt find it fun enough to put up with such suffering.

Captcha: river styx

...cute...
 

Sovereignty

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I loved this game for maybe two weeks. Then I got fully kitted out, had a base camp with multiple vehicles... And started to realize it was too easy. NVG's made me a creature of the night... Until the hackers started showing up. Then suddenly I'm getting bombed by fighter jets...

Ultimately the bugs and the lack of direction (In the mods development) killed it for me.

Was it fun? Yeah, horribly so for the first few days when things were fresh. After that? Mehhhh I don't think the head modder has the chops for it. He's like a kid with ADD, every few patches he's completely abandoned one shit feature for another crap one.
 

Haderos

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Hooray for minecraft and tekkit. Seems way more interesting than DayZ.
Can't even build anything decent in DayZ like a dirt house :>
 

Spankable

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I can sympathies with Yahtzze finding nothing new this week, maybe if me & 2 million other weren't playing so much GUILD WARS 2 atm I'd have noticed something.
 

Brandon Richardson

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>Dayz + Minecraft Hardcore mentioned in same review
>no mention of MineZ
if you didn't know it existed, now you do. and it is addictive as fuck. and yes it does work (almost) perfectly
 

Tsaba

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If you want human interaction that doesn't involve the receiving end of a fire arm, you'll need to find and hop on a team speak server to play with the people there.
 

MB202

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Yeah, New Super Mario Bros. 2 is really just more of the same (ironically, given it's name), there really is no point in reviewing it.
 

zoggop

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My god, he had fun playing a game and for once his prose didn't wither as a result.
 

SnakeoilSage

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You've pretty much ran out of Mario jokes anyways. There's only so much Bowser/Peach subdom fanfiction you can sniff through before the novelty of it dries up and flakes away like a dog turd smeared on hot concrete.
 

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Besides the griefers are just shit
I was there once in Elektrozavodsk and climbed on the highest point to check if there were some players in area (maybe team with them)
After receiving head piercing in a form of bullet I knew there were other players around
And the saddest part was that I later found my old equipment intact, so whoever killed me did it for fun :mad:
My eagerness to try DayZ waned as I watched gameplay videos of it, and the above is something of an example why. You see, DayZ has two "levels" of gameplay. Level A is a fairly realistic zombie-apocalypse simulator, where underequipped survivors band together to survive against overwhelming odds and supply scarcity.

However, once a player finds a regular group to play with and acquires skill and equipment, he eventually enters Level B- an extremely realistic zombie-apocalypse simulator, where roving bands of heavily-geared survivors monopolize access to supplies and execute potential threats before they have a chance to know what hit them. Tactics in ArmA II are just as valid as in DayZ- which means that a group scouring an airfield for food and ammunition can, and will, do such things as post snipers on overwatch and move in fireteams. At this level, zombies become little more than an environmental hazard- it's other groups of survivors that are the primary threat.

The sheer ruthlessness of higher-level play- while understandable; one guy with a Makarov can ruin your day if given the chance- is what really turned me off from the Mod. Well, that, and all the literal running around.
 

imperialwar

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I wondered if Yahtzee still played MC.
Ever think of doing a let's play ? I subscribe to 2 so far and would love to see Yahtzee's spin on all things MC :)
 

Scars Unseen

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This is the sort of game I would probably love if I had friends that played online games other than World of Warcraft. Since I don't, I'd just rather watch some of the Youtube videos.
 

Kingsman

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...I can't be hearing this right, because it almost sounds like you had fun with this one, Yahtzee.