Zero Punctuation: Dead Rising 2

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Myles Bradley

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The game looks silly to me. Like Yatzees (or whatever) idear of the Taliban riding snakes and the battle of Watter Lo (or whatever) takeing place on Mars! XD
 

samaugsch

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At the end, Yahtzee should've put in, "Yahtzee doesn't allow criticism of his SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!";D
 

Shiro No Uma

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According to english speaking people outside of the U.S., and in some parts of the south, we do have accents. In most places where english is the first language, i.e. Australia, England, Scotland etc., it is considered very sexy. But that has nothing to do with my "Why do you hate Americans" question. Is it something in the game or just some pop culture thing that I have missed out on.
 

Shiro No Uma

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The Jakeinator said:
Shiro No Uma said:
Why do you hate America? I don't get context or non sequitur at the end of the video.
Because everyone not from America hates it. We are so fucking smug and think we are so awesome, and we don't even have sexy accents.
According to english speaking people outside of the U.S., and in some parts of the south, we do have accents. In most places where english is the first language, i.e. Australia, England, Scotland etc., it is considered very sexy. But that has nothing to do with my "Why do you hate Americans" question. Is it something in the game or just some pop culture thing that I have missed out on.
 
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While I most definitely agree that 99% of Capcom games are extremely poorly written, you have to admit there are exceptions... Like, oh, say for example the Phoenix Wright Trilogy.
 
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Great, misoginy. I was really expecting something wittier than a side swipe at women (they do play games too you know), but far be it from me to tell you not to jump the shark...
 

Gyrefalcon

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I really enjoyed the SIM's nod in this one. I always appreciate your reviews because I can honestly tell if I will like a game or not from them. And that is true even if I don't always agree with your assessments. You really beat out every single game magazine reviewer out there. Cheers!
 

samaugsch

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I've tried using the defiler on zombies and psychopaths and it works great...

...until the end where I had to fight Sullivan. Then it became completely useless. So instead, I used tenderizers and drank from my three beer hats. :p
 

samaugsch

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Eponet said:
What the...?

You have to pay people to escort them?
In some cases, yes. In one case, after I rescued a survivor in the hands of a psychotic chef, she refused to follow me because she heard on the news that I caused the outbreak. The only way I could get her to follow me is after I rescued some guy named Jaspar, so I was just like, "Screw you, *****." and ran off to slice off some more zombie's heads.
 

samaugsch

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I just realized that Yahtzee could've said something about how expensive snacks are in the vending machines.
 

hyperhammy

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AssassinJoe said:
I want a game that is just about killing hordes of zombies.

No time limit, no sick daughter, maybe a few boss fights, but overall just you, some meat cleavers, hundreds of zombies, and the simple objective of "Go nuts"
You know, you could just do that?
At least that's how I finished the original Dead Rising for the first time.
Failed the first mission because of time and just ran around and kicked zombie ass!
 

Amaury_games

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I always enjoy seeing what Yahtzee does, or come up with, when the game gives him enough freedom.
"Puppy rake"... priceless!
 

GamingAwesome1

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He's lucky he never plays multiplayer.

If he touched the barrel of shit that is Terror is Reality he could've filled the whole episode with how poorly designed, programmed and unnessecary that was.
 

R315r4z0r

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Why does Yahtzee always like the games that I hate?

..More over, why does he always hate the games that I like?

I guess I really shouldn't complain though. Whenever I hear a bad review from him, I always know what game to get next.

:D
 

samaugsch

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mikespoff said:
"kerb-stomped by the hob-nailed boots of the Stupid Fairy"?

Pure gold. :)
Whenever I say or do something that I wouldn't expect myself to say or do, I blame the Stupid Fairy.
 

Xman490

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I've played Dead Rising 1, and I can count (almost) all of the differences:
1. setting (better in DR2)
2. money stuff isn't in DR1
3. smart NPCs (better in DR2)
4. a simpler character (better in DR1)
5. photography was replaced by putting weapons together
From important skills to menacing bosses, these games seem the same in context besides the above.
 

linkvegeta

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OiXerxes said:
DR2 really is a game that is easy to like, but downright hates you.
I know exactly what you mean, its fun to kill zombies with a variety of weapons but you make a mistake and you get to start over hahaha.