Zero Punctuation: Dead to Rights: Retribution

[DarkPanda XIII]

Meh, one of another games that I had to just take one look and it already didn't seem to like it.

Still, kewl as always, Yahtzee.

 

[Typhron]

Mogworld.

Is this a book about World of Warcraft?

 

[Nouw]

Another funny review.

 

[Achluon]

Hm, never played this game series but i recall Arnold playing a guy called Jack Slater in Last Action Hero. Judging by this review he could fit the character quite well

 

[Hexenwolf]

Notice that he didn't actually say the game was bad.

Notice that he didn't say the game was good, either.

Though he did say the game was functional, which is better than usual.

 

[speeddemon253]

Really
Really
Really
Really
Really
Really
Really
Dumb
Made me lol

 

[SAMAS]

Notice that he didn't actually say the game was bad.

Notice that he didn't say the game was good, either.

Yahtzee never says a game is good! Not since Portal, anyway. People watch Zero Punctuation to hear him Gripe, not Gush.

And Yahtzee knows it, as he said himself: "There are a few nitpicks I could make but I wouldn't be the critic I like to think I am if I didn't pick nits like an amphetamine-fueled chimp"

 

[wadark]

Manorexia is my new favorite word.

 

[Gammlen]

This review was Dead to Rights: Revolutionary

loved it!

 

[Grahav]

Liked Maye's costume.

So basically the controls and combat are good but the game is too easy and the story shitty-crap... Nothing new.

 

[drummond13]

Great observation on the sequels always starting with the letters "RE". And of course by doing so you've already set up a joke for your review on Red Dead Redemption. I see what you did there. Nice.

 

[sbose22]

why is madgonia in Africa?

Racist bastard

 

[dmcc85]

what s the episode that made the imps so famous?
i watched them all, but there is not one showing off the imps too much.

 

[Pacerman]

A Limerick:

There once was a man called Yahtzee,
one day he was feeling rather catsy.

So he rented a game,
much to his shame.

Now he's a great patsy!

 

[Dr. Danger]

She wants to write a song about Yahtzee but needs us to facebook her idea lyrics and the like? Excuse me, that's sort of ruining the point!


On topic: I wasn't sure where you were going with the end bit but I emitted a glee filled laugh when it was over. Marvelous.

 

[Tinneh]

what s the episode that made the imps so famous?
i watched them all, but there is not one showing off the imps too much.

His "The Darkness Demo" review.

 

[Dr. Danger]

what s the episode that made the imps so famous?
i watched them all, but there is not one showing off the imps too much.

His "The Darkness Demo" review.

[snip video]

I'm still disappointed he didn't use a song by The Darkness but on retrospect, that might have been too easy.

 

[beema]

oh man, this one was really really really really funny!
I think it made me lol more than any other one this year so far. Great work.

 

[Rhatar Khurin]

That review actually made me want to buy it. If only i had an xbox to play it on....

 

[Ohlookit'sMatty]

A love song for Yahtzee you say? 'Oh How I long to here his words, feel his hat and . . .

Ok, so Im not a poet, so sew me
-M