Zero Punctuation: Dead to Rights: Retribution

[Blayze2k]

Particularly entertaining review, this week. A good reminder as to why I keep watching this show.

As a sidenote, is anyone else baffled as to why Rebecca Mayes has a crush on Yahtzee?
He's foul-mouthed and cynical.
And she strike me as being... annoyingly innocent.

 

[Fordo]

"Bang, Punch, Bang, Punch, Bang, Punch, Woof!"

yes to life, yes indeed.

 

[Distorted Stu]

Yahtzee is lucky! Mayes is after him. Darn is devilish looks =[
As for the review, i lol'd more than lastweeks by far. Also, there seem to be a large usuage of cats and dogs lately...

 

[Poisoned Al]

I have to say the final sting made me lol.

 

[AnAngryMoose]

"A pocket dimension where pain is God and Jack Slate is Pope."

Favourite bit of the review. Another brilliant review, yet again!

 

[xHipaboo420x]

This was the best one for a while, but I've got to wonder whether, after the first one, anybody thought another DTR game would be a hit.

 

[TOGSolid]

In this topic, everyone Dead to Rights: Realizes that they know a lot more words that start with re than they thought.

Is it wrong that when Rebecca's little promo thing came up I completely got distracted by the horrid need to grab her and make her clean her house/apartment/whatever she was recording in?

 

[Sandorya]

I don't know... I like games where you can control a dog. They can be awful, like Fable 2, or cool, like Fallout3, but, in general. Is cool to have a dog.

Even a dog that only appears randomly, like Shadow's dog: Interceptor, in FF6.

Just saying, dogs are cool. I Dead to Rights: Really like having one, in games. And in RL too.

The rest of the game looks like shit, tough.

 

[capacollo]

Funny review ... Consequently inline with other reviews so Ill have to pass on this one

 

[GrinningManiac]

KILL THE WHORES

Yes, Oh mighty Ocelot-God!

 

[Jaranja]

Fantastic Dead to Rights: Review.

 

[DarkhoIlow]

Another great review,laughed more than expected.

 

[Scrythe]

Spoiler: An Ocelot God only Jack can see.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

Oh FUCK the ending had me in tears! XD

And every DoR pun was just solid gold.

 

[Sovvolf]

Mmmm, maybe I arrived late to the party and a shit load of posts have been deleted or we're finally getting a big drop of idiots posting "First", either way that's a wittle bit of faith in humanity restored.

As for the game... funny review Yahtzee... not got around to playing the game, I imagine this game will probably be one of those games you see on the side being sold for £4.99 in a couple months so I'll wait until then. What I do question is the remaking of computer games. This might make sense when the game was first for the Atari or Fami-com and they wanted to remake it with 3D graphics and add a story. However this game hasn't really been out all that long, not long enough to justify a re-make any way. I get the point when it's games like God of war when the re-make was really done just because the backwards compatibility on the PS3 told us to go fuck our selves, or even with Res evil where it was just a graphic up with a few plot points changed here and there and maybe better voice acting placed. However here it makes no sense.

 

[CloudKiller]

Great Dead to Rights: Review, and Ms. Mayes looked Dead to Rights: Resplendent in the love song promo.

 

[Athinira]

BANG PUNCH BANG PUNCH BANG PUNCH WOOF!

Absolutely loved it. Definitely one of the better reviews recently.

 

[KaiRai]

I actually ignored the review and just indulged that it made me a laugh! "Pain is God and Jack Slate is the pope!"