Zero Punctuation: Dead to Rights: Retribution

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raankh

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Funny stuff! Might buy that book too; first I hear of it since some article about maybe doing it way back.

Keep up the good work!
 

CD-R

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Dog shaped ballistic missile? Wasn't that in final Fantasy 8?

Also I know you can revive the dog when he gets shot but can the dog revive Jack Slate when he dies.
 

Bladecatcher

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Ok, here's my idea of how they could have made this game good. Slate is a cop on the edge who plays by his own rules, and his only connection to the real world is his father. When his father is murdered, Slate is thrown into a deep depression and refuses to leave his home. So, its up to his faithful dog Shadow to save the day! Using your canine instinct and canine teeth, you follow a trail of clues and dismembered members to find your master's father's killer. The combat is pretty much the same as the stealth missions, only when you enter each area, the bad guys don't perceive you as a threat. After all, your just a fuzzy widdle puppy- until you go for their jugular-in their pants! And change up the action in the stealth sections, were you play as Shadow's trusty companion, Mr. Mittens! Use your cat reflexes and ability to walk on walls Alien-style to get the drop on baddies and scratch their eyes out! Go team!
 

JKT84

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ohhhhh yahzee, this is one of the most clever reviews you've ever done!

Well played ol' chap. Well played indeed.
 

standokan

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If my cat could be like jack slate's dog it would probably backstab me right away and eat my ears or something. AnyWay, rebecce mays+Yathzee= is really realy realy realy awesome.
 

CatinHat

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Not bad review there m8. Who is Rebecca at the end? Does she really need ideas on you Yahtzee... come on... here are some ideas dick, bum, ass, more dick jokes... hairy bums, fuck, wank. Kinda sums it up :p
 

Orcus The Ultimate

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Yahtzee Croshaw said:
Dead to Rights: Retribution

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UMNiK

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Now that was regurgitating. And i almost thought ZeroPunctuation was getting shitty. And what is up about that novel anyways?.. Is nobody's actually buying it or what?.. And yes, i don't give a shit about Muses while watching ZP. Sure, crossovers can be fun (see the unskippable one fer details), but this is just blatant advertising. Oh well, off to make some ZP farting pillows with Yahtzee's face on 'em.
 

pubesz

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The shading on the stick figure of Jack Slate in the 'walking away from a explosion' part at 04:15 was really good. I wish the this kind of shading would be used in every frame from now on.
 

alexbaxthedarkside

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i wouldn't put it past him :D

if he did it would be like when ll those people designed games around Zero Punctuation.

But i don't think he would, people love his show, I reckon next think hell have a rant at is the new prince of persia, looks pretty MEh XD