Zero Punctuation: Demon's Souls

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Ryuk2

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It actually sounds fun. I want to be challenged, i like the way they do that ''online'' thing, but why the fuck did they have to release it ONLY on PS3?
 
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sms_117b said:
Oh man, that was good, had me laughing through-out, I still want this game though. Bring it out in the UK pleasssssssssse
you can order the korean versian off of ebay for around £35
the box and instructions were in korean, but the the in game language and tutorial are english

its an evil game, ive only managed to beat two bosses n given up
 

Ancientgamer

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I just have one problem with this
He says:
"Nimbly I hoped back as he swung he sword, then he took a step forward and cut my nipples out. Oh, Okay, A dodge move that can't dodge shit. I guess that would make a hard game."

BUT YOU JUST SAID IT DODGED THE FIRST ATTACK! WHAT? DID YOU EXPECT YOU WOULD DODGE EACH AND EVERY ATTACK EVER BY PRESSING IT ONCE? *caps lock is cruse control for cool.

Also, despite the difficulty DS is designed briliantly. Look up some for the boss fights on youtube, they're amazing.
 

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OmegaXIII said:
If it ever comes out in Europe i think i might still give it a look. I am somewhat a gaming sadist purely for the final sense of epic achievement. I wonder what the trophies are like? Congratulations you took 5 steps without dying!
Don't worry. The Trophies are much worse than that ;p
Won't go into detail though, but it's the only game I got the Platinum Trophy in, purely cause the game is that awesome.
If you want a sense of achievement, you can't really go wrong with this game.
Also, just import it from the states, the PS3 isn't zone restricted.
 

jammin388

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This game is indeed stupid hard. I swore many swears each and every time I hacked and slashed my way through a level, before getting killed one enemy further than I did the time before. After awhile I took it personal and enjoyed the challenge, but after a slightly longer while I said "balls to this" and re-played Bioshock.
 

AfterAscon

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What's this? A review of a game which has yet to be released in the Europe! I thought Australia was backwards and got games last.

I looked at importing it, but out of stock in the few places I checked.
 

OmegaXIII

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KjellKanon said:
OmegaXIII said:
If it ever comes out in Europe i think i might still give it a look. I am somewhat a gaming sadist purely for the final sense of epic achievement. I wonder what the trophies are like? Congratulations you took 5 steps without dying!
Don't worry. The Trophies are much worse than that ;p
Won't go into detail though, but it's the only game I got the Platinum Trophy in, purely cause the game is that awesome.
If you want a sense of achievement, you can't really go wrong with this game.
Also, just import it from the states, the PS3 isn't zone restricted.
Would Amazon US be my best bet for this or is there a better company for imports?
 

yzzlthtz

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Ryuk2 said:
It actually sounds fun. I want to be challenged, i like the way they do that ''online'' thing, but why the fuck did they have to release it ONLY on PS3?
Uh...because it's Sony's game.
 

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Yep it's hard and I LIKE IT. You have to learn your battle patterns and each enemy's weakness. Each death is a learning experience. Best game this gen imo instead of all that overrated crap that Infinity Ward keep churning out.

Sorry Yahtzee but you can't nitpick on a game that was designed to be difficult and unforgiving for being too difficult and unforgiving. Play further than the first dungeon and then create a new game. You'll wonder what you thought was so hard about those parts.

Oh yeah and dodging varies depending on your class, and is a roll to the side, NOT a step backwards. Man I can't believe people are putting what you say as fact when it's clearly riddled with uninformed crap and you didn't even complete fifty percent of the game. I know it's for comedy and it's your job to nitpick on stupid shit but man, people should stop taking it seriously.

And no save points? The game saves every time you gain experience, and after you get an item. Have you ever played Diablo, or any loot grabbing dungeon crawler? That's what happens there too. If you abort mid-mission, you have to start over, but keep everything you earned so far. And there are save points midlevel. Yet again, complaining because it's difficult.

This proves you played it for a few hours and it beat you and now you'd rather play those hand holding self-esteem raising games you "hate". That was the worst review from you I've ever seen. Your reviews usually have a point in with all that humour but this one was the worst representation of this game ever, full of contradictions and it was clear you didn't stick to your character style or level them.

Next time you call games these days too easy, make sure you don't call punishing and challenging games too hard.
 

beigezombie

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arcstone said:
I hear this game is alot like severence: blade of darkness. (which I absolutly love)

Is this true?
Yes. The combat works pretty much exactly like in Severance with lock-on, strafing and of course the endurance bar which is used for attacking, blocking, sprinting and rolling. I would say that if you loved Severance you're going to like DS too.
If I remember correctly Severance was pretty hard too...

edit: Europeans looking to import the game should take a look at axelmusic.com as they ship from within the EU so there are no additional customs / VAT costs.
 

Kosono

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I'm a little disappointed by Yahtzee this time. Demon's Souls is one of my favourite games this generation, and though it's fine if other people don't share my opinion, I'd hope reviewers would at least give it a chance. Yahtzee could have at least played through 2-1, 3-1, 4-1 or 5-1 before giving up--the game's nonlinear, 5 different worlds that you can start in, following the first--but I guess his patience is lacking? It's a little unprofessional as a reviewer, though, to give up after 1.5 levels . I realize Yahtzee isn't a reviewer in the standard sense, but still, he could have done at least a BIT of reviewing, rather than a brief snippet of the story, and only commenting that "The game is too hard."

Though I guess that wouldn't be quite as funny then, would it? Maybe he actually breezed through the game, but decided it would get more laughs if he listed a bunch of times when he died. Or maybe he'll come back to the game once his frustration has died down, and give it more of a review in an Extra Punctuation. Whatever happens, the video WAS pretty funny.

And a P.S. to those confused about the game's name: The apostrophe is correctly placed. Part of the (very minimal) plot is about demons who gather multiple souls from humans and lesser demons, and every time you kill a demon, you gain all the souls that demon has collected; i.e. gain that Demon's Souls. I agree with Yahtzee, though--it's a bit of a mouth full.
 

Ryuk2

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yzzlthtz said:
Ryuk2 said:
It actually sounds fun. I want to be challenged, i like the way they do that ''online'' thing, but why the fuck did they have to release it ONLY on PS3?
Uh...because it's Sony's game.
But why? They could get money by selling games to PC/Xbox owners. Instead people will download those games and run them with emulators. (if it's possible)
 

KjellKanon

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OmegaXIII said:
Would Amazon US be my best bet for this or is there a better company for imports?
I ordered mine from
http://www.videogamesplus.ca/

Fast and easy!
 

abort_user

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great game but i will admit a great review. though he must not have gotten far because there is an online aspect whether you want it there or not. you can invade or be invaded by other players who wish to resurrect. you must then battle the other player to decide who gets to keep the full health bar. though the game has some very big issues. demons souls deserves this torching too. i probably only like it because i grew up on games like this.

keep it up Yahtzee. thats the third enjoyable review in a row. i was worried youd lost it. you had me scared there for a while. you really had some dry spell. but these new ones are much much better. not all lol but still much better than you were doing.
 

Fearzone

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Yeah, this is finally the kind of review that I needed for Demon's Souls. I've had it in my Amazon shopping cart for some time.

Until now I've heard: "it's too hard" or "it's hard but fair." This is the first review that has gone into detail about what makes it hard, such that I can decide whether it is fair (or fun) or not.
 

yzzlthtz

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vivaldiscool said:
I just have one problem with this
He says:
"Nimbly I hoped back as he swung he sword, then he took a step forward and cut my nipples out. Oh, Okay, A dodge move that can't dodge shit. I guess that would make a hard game."

BUT YOU JUST SAID IT DODGED THE FIRST ATTACK! WHAT? DID YOU EXPECT YOU WOULD DODGE EACH AND EVERY ATTACK EVER BY PRESSING IT ONCE? *caps lock is cruse control for cool.

Also, despite the difficulty DS is designed brilliantly. Look up some for the boss fights on youtube, they're amazing.
Then look up karkarov PvP tournaments to see some really fun fights.

This game is all about multiplayer PvP and PvE for me.

Another game element (along with leveling up) that Yahtzee didn't seem to have actually unlocked...not that that would be a priority, since he's often expressed his distaste for multi-player.

Also it sounds like he went right from 1-1 to 1-2. 2-1 is a bit easier....