Zero Punctuation: Dragon Age: Origins

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gavinfoxx

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Huh wow. He mentioned Otherkin. That was surprising that he has enough modern cultural knowledge to realize that exists. Interesting! So anyone look up the concept and have a response? *goes to check the rest of the thread to see if anyone has*
 

Murlin

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stevec666 said:
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Very funny review, he is right that since Tolkien almost every fantasy game/book/movie share a lot of elements when it comes to elves or dwarves etc.
 

Dancingman

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Heh, the "FIRST!" people never stop, I don't quite see the point anymore, but oh well, never will I comprehend the internet fool.
 

AThousandYoung

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To all you whiners: Yahtzee explained why he's so harsh in the Bioshock review way back when. Look at it again!

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/4-BioShock
 

beema

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I was wondering how he was going to review a game he only gets a week to play but that is touted to have 60+ hours of gameplay.

Good episode :) LOL'd @ cocksucking manual

Is there anywhere we can try out the Stonking winners & runners up?
 

Eversor

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It's comedy guys. Yahtzee being positive all the time would not be funny. Don't take his videos so damn seriously, in the end of the day it's your opinion of the game that matters. Not his or mine or someone else's. Yours.
 

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Fronzel said:
gavinfoxx said:
Huh wow. He mentioned Otherkin. That was surprising that he has enough modern cultural knowledge to realize that exists. Interesting! So anyone look up the concept and have a response?
Loonies.
You mean Loonies by furry standards. That's how loony they are.
dukethepcdr said:
I now resume my boycott of Zero Punctuation.
Because we all know how well the last boycott of something massively popular went.
 

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dukethepcdr said:
I can't bring myself to even watch the 'review'. I've grown tired of Yahtzee ripping everything (except his own games and ones almost like them) to shreds.
Now you just sound sadly uniformed. Just watch the review! If you grow tired of it, some people here can sympathize!
 

bobhubba

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Well a good review all around, however it does feel like Yahtzee is unnecisaraly deamonizing a game that really knows it's place in the world and stays there. And on a side note: HEY IM A DND NERD DATING A GOTH GIRL! AND IM PROUD.
 

Fensfield

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I was looking forward to this >.>

Funny it didn't mention the stupid-looking blood-pool effect, though. All the other gore elements look fine but that one looks like it was pinched from the 90's.

Still yeah that aside, 'seems my opinions are largely shared.
 

Kanashe

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I honestly can't belive that people wasted time and effort, makeing a game for this egoistical-no talent-stuck up his ass-dick cheese. Are you people THAT retarded and brain dead? The last thing Yahtzee needs is more ego boosting and dick sucking. Ya know, while we're at it, why don't you make a bloody relegion for this no talent hack, or even better yet make a motherfucking shrine for him, you pathetic sheep.
 

dekuben

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I honestly can't belive that people wasted time and effort, criticising people for making a game for this British person; Are you THAT retarded and brain dead?

The last thing people need is more ego bruising and flaming.

You know, while we're at it, why don't you make a bloody relegion for getting pissy at no talent hacks, or even better yet make a motherfucking shrine that people can drag critics to so they can sodomize them with knives.

You Sir. are the pathetic sheep and if you don't like people enjoying something, you should leave them jolly well to themselves instead of PMS'ing at them.

I for one find his vulgarity cute.
 

Fensfield

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You know, it's true it's been a while since on of them had me in stitches.. still they're enjoyable still.
 

Kanashe

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dekuben said:
I honestly can't belive that people wasted time and effort, criticising people for making a game for this British person; Are you THAT retarded and brain dead?

The last thing people need is more ego bruising and flaming.

You know, while we're at it, why don't you make a bloody relegion for getting pissy at no talent hacks, or even better yet make a motherfucking shrine that people can drag critics to so they can sodomize them with knives.

You Sir. are the pathetic sheep and if you don't like people enjoying something, you should leave them jolly well to themselves instead of PMS'ing at them.

I for one find his vulgarity cute.
Awww...Aren't you a cute little sheepy. Well go on back to your flock and bleed along with the other sheep, while Yahztee waves his stick for you sorry twats.
 

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Kanashe said:
Pot to kettle- "you are black".

If you don't like the show then by all means don't watch it, on the internet views (or lack thereof) speak louder than words, so it would be more effective than your poorly spelt rant.
 

dekuben

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Kanashe said:
While Yahztee waves his stick for you sorry twats.
It's not just any old stick; it's actually his big black pseudo-Australian Wiimote and if you saw the size of it, you'd understand why he puts whiggers like me and you to shame D:
 

Kanashe

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dekuben said:
Kanashe said:
While Yahztee waves his stick for you sorry twats.
It's not just any old stick; it's actually his big black pseudo-Australian Wiimote and if you saw the size of it, you'd understand why he puts whiggers like me and you to shame D:
The day I'll be shamed of this jackhole is the day when Nintendo makes a game that's worth a shit an Paris Hilton grows a brain.