Zero Punctuation: Duke Nukem Forever

[Wargamer]

Sad thing is, I just watched this again... and I want Duke Nukem Forever more than ever. *cries*

 

[Metalrocks]

Sad thing is, I just watched this again... and I want Duke Nukem Forever more than ever. *cries*

keep dreaming. i think this game will never ever come out. not after 12 years.

 

[bluerahjah]

The best one yet; way to go Yahtzee, you made all my dreams vanish into thin air like puffs of 3D Realms...

 

[Nish]

I always liked the duke nukem franchise. It was terrible, but thats what made it fun. Like watching a bad movie when you know its a bad movie. Taken at face value, you can at least get the benefit of a laugh that people actually paid money to make this on screen abortion. That was the only reason i was ever looking forward to "Forever" It was still going to be a slight doom upgrade with nothing memorable and ridiculous saying (i'm gonna rip your head off and s*** down your neck), but the fact that it was still that bad, cost that much money, and still took as long as it did would have given it a value of irony that could never be replaced. oh well, there is always looking forward to "The legend of Zelda 25, the quest for more money"

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Let's hope he doesn't get sued. Also, I want to ride with Hendrix too.

 

[nightsaber]

It was an awesome video. For a few seconds I was thinking "What? Duke Nukem forever actually came out? Is this possible"
Then the answer came at me whilst watching.
"Nope."

 

[Esspytood]

the experience just got better.

 

[Squato]

Well played sir, well played.

I tip my hat to you for this.

 

[Jay23L]

I think he's talked his fastest yet in this review.

Plus pony trekking with Jimi Hendrix under the sea would be awesome. Obviously.

 

[SYSTEM-J]

*sigh* He can't comment on gameplay because the game IS NOT OUT and may never be, he was only talking about how the game should be when it is released due to the time it is taking to 'develop' it (or did you not understand the extremely radical change in Yahtzee's reviewing style ie. he had nothing bad to say about the game).

Read up on the subject before making unfounded complaints about it.

I was being ironic...

 

[Crazyshak48]

I admit, he had me going at first. At first, I was amazed that it came out and I missed it. Then I was suspicious when he began espousing its glory. Then I knew it was a joke when he got to the controls.

Absolutely glorious from beginning to end!

 

[Carthight]

This is one of his best reviews yet.

 

[MiloBMofo]

patiently waiting for another dose of hilarity from mr y and was wondering what he could review didn't see a joke review coming out,

Though any fps with full frontal nudy bits gets my vote cos if it were a well rendered chick and normal guy will sit there open mouthed getting his balls well and truly blown off and won't progress any further.

and has far as the achievments go, how would say a 360 know if you 'got a life' ?

 

[maximara]

It pisses me off because publishers wasted millions of dollars on this game when they could have spent that money on funding great games like Psychonauts,Braid etc.Games like Assassin's creed give me hope because it was a huge risk and it paid off. Hopefully publishers will learn a lesson from it.

Sadly given the way the gaming community is I doubt it. The one thing I don't understand about Duke Nukem Forever is why it was allowed to go along for over a decade. you would have think somebody on the money end of this would have said 'ok this isn't working' and puled the flipping plug.

 

[Cosplay Horatio]

I agree, lets forget about this game forever.

 

[Torian_Kel]

BRILLIANT!

 

[Warstratigier]

I knew right off the bat Yahtzee was going to have something sarcastic to say, seeing the current, and very retarded, events that is going on with 3dRealms.

Also those that took it seriously/thought it was actually out might as well have the IQ of 3dRealms themselves.

 

[Marked Mouse]

So dum didn't realise he was taking the piss until the very end , its still awesome tho!!!

 

[Crais]

Clever man. Clever, clever, clever. And if I if I ever g into the gaming industry, I will work my ASS off to make a game that incorporates everything mentioned here.