Zero Punctuation: Duke Nukem Forever

[Crimson King]

At first I thought this was a real review...then about a 1 minute in I realized that a.) it hadn't been released and I'd forgotten somehow, and b.) most of these things would be terrible in a Duke Nukem game and I don't think 3D Realms are that stupid...but they are THAT slow.

 

[FlyBoy907]

soooooo i dont get it... did he like alot or was he being sarcastic?

 

[Cortheya]

this was great to watch after coming home from work can't... wait for next week

Indeed this was a great twist

 

[Bootkiller]

This was an amazing thing to see. I don't think I've ever seen a reviewer review a game that doesn't exist, and probably will never ever ever ever ever exist... ever. A brilliant example of what can happen when Yahtzee is bored.

Keep up the good work!

 

[Sicness]

What! when did this game come out! Or is it not realsed in america yet... but either way this game would HAVE to be on the 3d realms home page... but all thats there is a sad pic that says, "Good Bye."

 

[ExplosionProofTaco]

What! when did this game come out! Or is it not realsed in america yet... but either way this game would HAVE to be on the 3d realms home page... but all thats there is a sad pic that says, "Good Bye."

You forgot to add /sarcasm to your post.

 

[Mulch]

It's so depressing to realize that this game came out in Australia first, and will probably take another twelve years to reach the US.

A fantastic review though. I look forward to it.

 

[Harusame]

for a second i was was thinking "holy shit he loves it!" then i realized that was imposable for anything but portal.

 

[Nodrog]

Hehe. At first I thought "DNF came out? Yay!" I opened up a new tab and right than I realized it was an enormous satire. Great work! Laughed my ass off!

 

[Jsnoopy]

ouch.

 

[TZer0]

Oh ho ho.. the sarcasm and humiliation. So fun to watch.

Honestly, I didn't see this "review" coming.

Like wise, the instant I saw it though I had a feeing he was about to take a baseball bat to this "games" knee caps and wouldn't stop there.

I feel this was more like a rusty, old, slow chainsaw to the knee and other places as well

 

[RedPanda]

Idk if it's for xbox360 or not but I admit it's rly tight, a game that moves to the motion of ur controller sure suits me. Thanks for the review, I wish to get a reward from this soon XD

 

[Nightv]

As of this video I will not watch any more of the stuff on this website besides brawl, as you have much like an other person on this site that makes videos, done your research.

You do know they were self funded for the majority of the time, as well as they only got a small bit of money to work on it for take two.

And people that do not know otherwise watch this an think this is the real thing of what is going on.

Really now.... Why don't you do some research, or fuck right off. Any one is good at this point as your videos are more for shock value then, your old videos that where review value.

 

[Pentarch]

and just when i was getting complacent BAM!! Yahtzee sure is a master of the satirical arts.

 

[crimped]

...and they said chinese democracy would never be relesed too

 

[Aureliano]

I can safely say that this was in my opinion the funniest, most on-target game review that Yahtzee has ever done. Yep, for all that time and money, DNF should have been at all good or even existed.

In retrospect I'm sad to say that, in that this was my favorite episode ever, I preferred it to any episode in which he reviewed a game which I ever would/could play. Oh well; just goes to show you that comedy is funnier than game reviews. Good show!

 

[BonsaiK]

...and they said chinese democracy would never be relesed too

Yeah, and look how well that turned out in the end! That stinker of an album makes even the "Use Your Illusion" ones sound almost worthwhile. I guess that's what happens when you spend three weeks recording and 14 years pandering to the whims of your bipolar lead singer.

My point is, of course, that if it did come out DNF will be crap too.

 

[AyaReiko]

So I take the plans for sawing its bollocks off are, well, off.

So what am I supposed to do with my saw now?

BTW, which forms of cancer does it cure?