Zero Punctuation: E3 2010

[CabbageSnake]

Yea, I'm in the same boat as everyone else that expected and wanted 8 minutes then realizing theres a shitty song at the end. =/

 

[Marcus Dubious]

.....Rebecca Mayes is annoying as fuck, not funny at all.

Maybe that's why she needs to ride on Yahtzee's success.


I find that her lyrics feel like they were written by a child.

 

[Tharticus]

As expected from Mr. Croshaw, he chainsawed the crap of E3.

But that last bit of Rebecca May Muse is enough for one time. And seriously, that video has tons of comments.

 

[mew4ever23]

Honestly, I don't see the point in making us watch Rebecca Mayes sing about Yahtzee. Seriously, I saw that song already, and she's just annoying.

 

[CriticalGriffin]

Holy hell, Yahtzee talked about Metroid for a total of SEVEN seconds! A new record!

... But seriously though, the video is just as entertaining as expected. Awesome.
Also, nice inclusion of Rebecca Mayes' song, which I quite liked.

 

[NLS]

And Christ, the way people reacted to Rebecca's song, you'd think they were forcibly subjected to listening to a cat drown. You weren't FORCED to watch it you know. You could have just done like I did and stopped playing the video.

Heh, I clicked on the comments link, but the page wouldn't load fast enough and the music continued playing, so I had to manually stop the music and then hope the comments page would load up.

 

[Brickman100]

Very good, although Rebecca Mayes is annoying as fuck, not funny at all.

Says the person who has 10 posts, and his only 2 badges are about rebecca mayes....
OT. wish he had gone on a bit more about the 3rd party games, but we all knew the motion controller rant was coming, didnt we?

 

[Lord_Seth]

I'm a little confused about people complaining about 3D (or at least that of the 3DS). While the 3D in the 3DS is a bit of a gimmick, it seems (at least to me) to be the right kind of a gimmick. You don't have to wear the goofy glasses (that's a step up) and more importantly, you can turn it off if you don't want to use it. So if you like the gimmick you can use it, but if you don't then there's no need to. Personally my reasons for wanting a 3DS have nothing to do with the 3D aspect.

Though he is right in that the only way to actually see the 3D effect is to have a 3DS with you, which is a bit of a problem but once it's released it'll be easy to check it out (game stores will probably have one on display)

Another bloody Kid Icarus too. Can't forget that, Yahtzee.

To be fair, that isn't "recycling" nearly to the extent as Nintendo's other games. There was only one Kid Icarus game, and this one looks extremely different from that.

 

[Banana Phone Man]

I liked the video. It made me laugh a lot. Rebecca Mayes at the end was a nice touch too.

 

[jack_hectic]

*disgruntled sigh*

alright, so about those of you verbally hating on Yahtzee's new crush/ future murderer

some of you are idiots, and some of you are assholes. those of you who are one or the other, i've no problem with. but those of you who have the IQ of a grape and are mad at everyone else for making you that way, let me make something abundantly clear-

"thanks for shoehorning in the blah blah blah"

"rebecca is as annoying as i am whilst drunk and snorting too much coke"

"i am a whiney emo ***** who is sad you got someone to want to suck your small penis"

look, if you don't like the song at the end of the E3 review, you have two functioning limbs and a mouse. turn if off if it bothers you that much. sing a frank zappa song, those will get any song out of your head. but if you watched it to the very end to see "WHAT JOKE YAHTZEE MIGHTA PUT AT THE ASS END OF THE VIDEO!?" its your own damn fault for watching. i mean, fuck, there's a bar at the bottom of the video to skip to the end even. if you don't like it, don't watch it, and move the fuck on. hearing much more of people who hate something, but are too stupid, or possibly a quadriplegic, to look away, will make me want to steal Rebecca Mayes' icepick, and hunt each one of you down.

you know. to make you nice crushed-ice cocktails. the secret ingredients are cyanide and anthrax.

for the percentage of you who do like her:
i have a theory why he put it at the end of his video- i'm sure everyone is confused about her song, as mr. croshaw is. what do you say about it? hes chosen to say nothing, but does put it in so that she knows he isn't ignoring it and actually has seen it.

 

[AngelofBread]

I'm a little curious if Yahtzee has played Metro 2033. I want to know if he liked it at all. From seeing the context of it in the video I'm guessing so.

 

[OMG Aero]

That song at the end was awful.

 

[Woodsey]

I think most people have worked out that motion controllers aren't aimed at us.

BUT, if the Move can do a proper lightsabre game (not like TFU on the Wii which was total shit, and made your eyes bleed from a resolution of 200 x 150) then I would buy a PS3 and all the shit to go with it.

 

[Marcus Dubious]

bullshit
I only get a half of episode so you show that fucking shitty music video.

Are you brain-dead or just bad at math? 8 min - 3 min for the song = 5 min... or about the length of your average ZP. Pro-tip: if you're going to abrasively complain about something, you should make sure your complaint is at least valid.

As to all the other song-haters: get a grip.
a) If you thought about it for half a second, you would've realized that the Escapist was almost definitely going to put the two together.
b) Feel free to hit the fucking pause button and not watch the song. It's not our fault you didn't, so it's kind of retarded for you to ***** to everyone about it.

I think someone has a crush on Rebecca Mayes.

 

[Tommy T.]

And here I was excited to see a 8 min ZP episode but then my enthusiasm got shat on by the annoying lady annoyingly singing about something.

I'm a little curious if Yahtzee has played Metro 2033. I want to know if he liked it at all. From seeing the context of it in the video I'm guessing so.

I've been wondering about this as well. I can totally see him liking it too.

 

[MowDownJoe]

I appreciated having Rebecca Mayes viddeo appended to the end. I thought about watching it when it first got posted, but never got around to it.

 

[Marmooset]

I hadn't bothered to sit through the Mays song on her channel. Seems she really doesn't like him.
Makes me like him more.

 

[esperandote]

If you were going to includ rebeca's song at least give an opinion about it. Why are the first seconds mute?

About the main video it was OK, the part i liked the most was the one about raiden.

 

[benbenthegamerman]

umm... did anyone see ms. mayes holding a screwdriver at the end of the video?