Zero Punctuation: E3 2010

[GloatingSwine]

I would have thought Team Ninja would be the perfect people to work on a game where the heroine will take progressively more clothes off the faster you complete it.

Except Dirty Old Tomonobu Itagaki isn't there any more, so it won't be the same.

 

[Joe Matsuda]

motion controls suck

Yahtzee summed it up quite nice (lol at the PS3 being a creepy pedo)

...and I liked that they put Rebecca Mayes at the end...some of you are being uncalled for up in here...just hit pause if you don't like...

 

[tkioz]

Damn song at the end, I was thinking "awesome really long ZP" only to get song at... so now I've got to go kill a kitten to expel my rage... thanks for making me kill a kitten, I liked that kitten... you kitten murdering bastards.

 

[Canid117]

I don't even know why people bother with E3 anymore, it's just a parade of shitty sequels, remakes, and Blizzard and Valve promising shit.

Blizzard actually makes most of their promises at Blizzcon. They seem to have a much more minimal presence at E3 to the point of being almost token.

 

[ssgt splatter]

Ok, nice video but what with the song at the end?

 

[smegmar]

wait I get in Rebecca Mayes is sleeping with someone in charge at the escapist.....

 

[oktalist]

Rebecca Maybe was better for the second time of watching, but where was Yahtzee's response? I LOLed when he compared motion control to menstruation, though; that was a nice touch.

 

[johnman]

Dam I was hoping that we were in store for an epicly long Zp, but that song was merely tacked on at the end.

 

[Stabby Joe]

Unlike past episodes about E3 it's more about the concepts and technology than the games, and can you blame him? I mean Nintendo was the only one who made a show out of their games, but even then it had the recurring theme, theirs being new old games... which is better mind you.

Also, nice quick reference to Metro 2033. Will its fans want to virtually hug a tiger? Speaking as one... nooooooo!

 

[Dom Camus]

Rebecca Mayes FTW! :-D

Oh, wait, am I in the wrong thread? :-/

 

[lozfoe444]

It've been nice if he could have done a few more games, like Epic Mickey or Sonic 4.

Also, I don't think that Kid Icarus Uprising is Another Bloody game since this franchise has been unused for 20 years and the gameplay is completely different from the previous games.

 

[Schlagwerk]

For everything you said about how it's about the game and not the controllers, there wasn't a word about the new Rock Band controllers. Interesting.

I liked Bloodhound, too.

 

[Parallel Streaks]

I like the song. Screw you guys. Though even a cursory glance at a Music thread in the Off-Topic Section should clue her in that the majority of the people here's music tastes don't align that well with hers.

About, you know, the actual review: Funny, haha.

 

[Chester41585]

I was enjoying this ZP, then somebody accidentally their shitty noise all over the tail end of it.

I watched Mayes' video the first time with the sound off, then I was ambushed by this droning bullshit. I do not appreciate this.

 

[Apackof12Ninjas]

Rebecca muse....stay out of my ZP kk thx bye bye.

That's as nice as Im going to say this. Next time gloves come off.

 

[Da_Vane]

Yahtzee and Rebecca, sitting in a tree... Kay! Eye! Ess! Ess! Eye! Enn! Gee!

 

[acidk44]

I think the response to the video was for you (the fans) to rip her to shreds rather than he doing it himself.

Wow that reads evil in so many levels yahtzee.... cool! 0o0

 

[bblackmoor]

I agreed with the controller and 3D comments. The song at the end was kind of nice. And I am glad that idiots get banned here.