Zero Punctuation: Enemy Front & Valiant Hearts: The Great War

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I do love that instead of talking about games made after the World Wars, we instead focus on school shootings. Listen: The truth is that none of us know if they would still happen if gun licensing had stricter criteria thanks to the black market. So stop dwelling on it.

To get on topic, anyone here think Yahtzee might put this on his Top 5 list for its uniqueness in the stagnation that is the Call of Duty-reigned bloodsport of killing immigrants and their zombie cousins?
 

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Do I hear music or seagulls when he's talking about Valiant Hearts?

So, 2 war games and the better one has less emphasis on gunning. Interesting.
 

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bobdole1979 said:
really? you are blaming school shootings on gun control?
No, I think most see the problem being a lack of it.

But let's stay on topic...

Two games, one takes a well used setting and gameplay style and produces a mediocre result.
The other takes a lesser used war, focuses something other than the "shoot shoot bang bang" and squeezes out a favourable review from Mr. Croshaw... I think there is a lesson in there.
 

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I wondered when they were going to get around to making a World War One game, coming up on the centenary.

HalfTangible said:
We HAD stability in the middle east, just like we had stability in Vietnam. And then we decided to hand our victory over for no good reason (again) by leaving long before the region was able to take over for its own stabilization and we wonder why the region collapsed?

God, I hate hearing about politics here. It's not funny and it's generally inaccurate.
Hahaha. Oh wait, you're serious?

Nothing the US has done in either the Middle East or Vietnam has ever brought stability to the region. In Vietnam, they supported a completely unnecessary partition of the country because they didn't want the communists to control everything. Then they propped up a dictatorial regime which increased the profile of the Vietcong, then committed troops to escalate the conflict, and then sold out their South Vietnamese allies for the sake of two election-year peace deals and left them to be overrun.

As for Iraq, they invaded a country with a history of violent sectarian conflict and planned to establish a secular democracy. Then they established a precedent of military action in the event of a popular uprising being met by war crimes from the regime (Libya) and failed to act on it the next time it became a problem (Syria), allowing a sectarian guerrilla army to hijack the resistance movement and start taking apart the Iraqi army.
 

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crimsonshrouds said:
bobdole1979 said:
Dragonheart57 said:
A game about WWI? What an interesting twist. Maybe even interesting enough to be worth checking out. I think it even got a recommendation.

bobdole1979 said:
really? you are blaming school shootings on gun control?
No, he's saying that because people oppose gun control so violently, we haven't been able to effectively stop them.
mental illness is the cause of the shootings.
Yes it is, but how easy it is to get a hold of a weapon and murder tons of people before getting stopped has nothing to do with how many massacres happen every other month here in the good old usa. Its odd how easy it is to get a gun and the united states has become high noon at the OK corral. The republicans idea to solve this problem? Keep throwing guns at it.

OT: Well the game Valiant hearts sounds like a good game but i wonder how much it costs.
the gun is just the tool and if they can't get a gun there are a million other ways to do the same thing. Such as just getting in a car and driving into crowds of people.

Look at Chicago since they have banned guns, gun violence has skyrocketed. So tell me again how putting restrictions on guns helps?
 

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I defenatly liked Vailant Hearths. Even it's minigamy stile approch to it all.
The only downside I would have given it, is that they where rather unsubtle at a point, about a DLC or a second part.

Ubisoft cant just tell a story in one round. Even if they deliver good ones, theres always gotto be "another one".
What about Beyond Good and Evil? Hahaha...sigh.
 

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bobdole1979 said:
crimsonshrouds said:
bobdole1979 said:
Dragonheart57 said:
A game about WWI? What an interesting twist. Maybe even interesting enough to be worth checking out. I think it even got a recommendation.

bobdole1979 said:
really? you are blaming school shootings on gun control?
No, he's saying that because people oppose gun control so violently, we haven't been able to effectively stop them.
mental illness is the cause of the shootings.
Yes it is, but how easy it is to get a hold of a weapon and murder tons of people before getting stopped has nothing to do with how many massacres happen every other month here in the good old usa. Its odd how easy it is to get a gun and the united states has become high noon at the OK corral. The republicans idea to solve this problem? Keep throwing guns at it.

OT: Well the game Valiant hearts sounds like a good game but i wonder how much it costs.
the gun is just the tool and if they can't get a gun there are a million other ways to do the same thing. Such as just getting in a car and driving into crowds of people.

Look at Chicago since they have banned guns, gun violence has skyrocketed. So tell me again how putting restrictions on guns helps?
There's a lot of cases of people going on murderous rampages in the UK with their cars, happens all the time, I went on one last week because I got annoyed about a Hearthstone losing streak. Oh wait, no it doesn't. The UK has had /three/ massacares since 1987, discounting terrorist attacks from the IRA or the July Bombings. Sure we have stabbings, but that's limited to 1 or 2 people, as it's much easier to overpower someone with a knife. Plus you feel a bit less invincible with a knife.

Conversely, the US has at least 3 school shootings a year (of a the 1-3 deaths variety) and 32 massacres since 1987. That is not good. The point is, the amount of saturation shouldn't have got to that point in the first place there should be far stricter rules and they shouldn't have sold heavy duty weaponry on that scale to every Tom, Dick and Harry who walked into a gun shop in the first place. People could still have guns, they just don't need heavy duty weaponry, and need to check, have safety training and psychological evaluation. The Aurora shootings had the dude purchase a good amount of his gear from the internet for fuck sake.

Sure hardcore criminals will find stuff on the black market, they always will, but I couldn't tell you how I could do that in the UK, because guns are rare here. I couldnt've just "gotten hold of a gun" and gone on a rampage even if I tried. Conversely, if they stopped the sale of guns (which I'm not suggesting they do, just control it), it would be almost in effective, because the country is in an arms race with itself with so much fire power it's ludiocrous. A civilian doesn't need that sort or amount of hardware.

Heck I live in Finland now where you're allowed guns, but you have to be /thouroughly/ checked, and check in, in order to keep it. Two that I could find in the last 20 years. They've even got the Russian mafia on their doorstep.

You can't just control guns in one area, especially not in America and expect it to stick, that's fucking stupid and whoever thought that would work is a fucking ninny. You need control across the whole of the United States, weapons amnesties for heavy duty stuff, more police to enforce it and a better detterant. Controlling it in just Chicago and the surrounding area is stupid, because you just step over the border and get it from the next state, or a mate who lives out state, or I dunno, in a trash can because there's a stockpile of guns to shame Russia during the cold war.
 

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bobdole1979 said:
Look at Chicago since they have banned guns, gun violence has skyrocketed. So tell me again how putting restrictions on guns helps?
Not knowing a lot about the situation, I'd suggest that the increase in gun violence may have something to do with the twin factors of easy access to weapons both historically and outside of the locale and a significant lack of deterrent.

It took about 10 years of hard work for the flood of firearms brought about by the Northern Ireland peace treaty to be tackled, the supply just shifted to criminals rather than terrorists and the police were swamped. Did Chicago double its police force at the same time as banning guns? If not, then prevention and enforcement weren't up to the task (unsupported by the politicians/money-men, not lacking in competence); facing criminals' perception of an easy target, I'd guess that the local law enforcement just couldn't cope with the initial increase which has subsequently fed the problem, making it worse.

But then again, there may be any number of factors tangentially linked to the increase in gun violence since the ban, links most probably exist but it's disingenuous to state or even imply that the one is directly caused by the other.
 

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Zombie Badger said:
bobdole1979 said:
Dragonheart57 said:
A game about WWI? What an interesting twist. Maybe even interesting enough to be worth checking out. I think it even got a recommendation.

bobdole1979 said:
really? you are blaming school shootings on gun control?
No, he's saying that because people oppose gun control so violently, we haven't been able to effectively stop them.
mental illness is the cause of the shootings.
Not for Columbine, which was teenagers trying to recreate Oklahoma City but without any bomb-making knowledge. Also if that's the cause why does America have hundreds of times more shootings than anywhere else?
Actually mental illness certainly played a part(Harris was bipolar, and , and the medication for it(Harris had recently switched from Zoloft to Luvox). Dylan was certainly depressed, and in anger management training, his medical record is sealed, but it's very likely he was on anti-depressants.

Harris has also been diagnosed as a psychopath, after the fact.

Over 90% of all mass killers since the 80s have been on psychiatric drugs, or in withdrawal from from them, primarily selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, or SSRIs for short, which we know Harris was on(both Zoloft and Luvox are SSRIs). Which also coincides with a 900% increase in mass killings compared to the same amount of time previously. (The last 30 years has had 10 times as many mass killings as the previous 30 years).
 

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Nice review on Valiant Hearts. It looked interesting and I'm on kind of adventure game kick lately, so I'll likely pick it up.

Speaking of which, Are you going to review "The Wolf Among us"? I'd think it would be something you'd be interesting in, especially since you seemed to like "The Walking Dead".

And I'm also kinda surprised that there's been no review on Transistor, considering how much you liked Bastion.
 

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HalfTangible said:
Thanatos2k said:
HalfTangible said:
Gun control in America has been tried and every single time it has made gun violence in that area even worse. *cough*Chicago*cough* And you wonder why we oppose it?

We HAD stability in the middle east, just like we had stability in Vietnam. And then we decided to hand our victory over for no good reason (again) by leaving long before the region was able to take over for its own stabilization and we wonder why the region collapsed?

God, I hate hearing about politics here. It's not funny and it's generally inaccurate.
Because you can't "try" gun control in an area, because people just as easily get their guns from the surrounding areas.
Then why do gun control advocates try gun control and then claim that it works when it clearly doesn't? (see: gun-free schools)

Why does gun violence fall when conceal-carry laws are passed?

Why is it claimed that the problem is we don't have enough gun control, when passing gun control just makes the situation worse, as you admit?

And - perhaps most importantly - why are we ignoring the very real problem of gun confiscation AFTER it's been tried in at least one state (Connecticut)?!
There's three things you can do.

1. Prevent guns from entering the area.

2. Prevent guns from being acquired.

3. Prevent guns from being made.

Gun free schools are the first option. You check the people entering the area and prevent guns from getting in. A whoooooooooooole lot easier than preventing them from entering a city.

Conceal carry only increases gun violence. More people being armed means more chances for a conflict that ends without injury to escalate into murder. Look at the psycho at the movie theater who shot and killed a guy for using his cell phone and then claimed he did it because he feared for his life. Conceal carry is based on fear - fear that you could be attacked at any time so you have to protect yourself by shooting first. That's a failure way to live your life and a bad way to run a society.
 

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Aardvaarkman said:
Flatfrog said:
Well, most people would assume that no one would use the phrase "First World War" until there was another one to compare it with.
Why would people assume that? When you buy your first house, you're very much aware that you've bought your first house. Buying a second house is not necessary to that awareness.
When you get married, do you call her your "first wife" when introducing her to friends?
 

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Xman490 said:
So I guess there's no hope in a ZP for Mario Kart 8? I mean, it would be more interesting and fun to Yahtzee than these war games, even without multiplayer. And yet he still ignores it, like he did with Pokemon.
Why? So he can tear it a new one and all the fanboys get pissy about how he's completely wrong about everything? Because if it's that what you want then just swear to yourself in an empty room for 20 minutes.
 

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ok, so valiant hearts its a game more about humans then killing things? call me interested. but i think i just wait until its on discount.
 

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I'm just going to drop this in here:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this,36131/

Certainly interested in Valient Hearts, the art style and setting alone really interest me.
 

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Thanatos2k said:
HalfTangible said:
Thanatos2k said:
HalfTangible said:
Gun control in America has been tried and every single time it has made gun violence in that area even worse. *cough*Chicago*cough* And you wonder why we oppose it?

We HAD stability in the middle east, just like we had stability in Vietnam. And then we decided to hand our victory over for no good reason (again) by leaving long before the region was able to take over for its own stabilization and we wonder why the region collapsed?

God, I hate hearing about politics here. It's not funny and it's generally inaccurate.
Because you can't "try" gun control in an area, because people just as easily get their guns from the surrounding areas.
Then why do gun control advocates try gun control and then claim that it works when it clearly doesn't? (see: gun-free schools)

Why does gun violence fall when conceal-carry laws are passed?

Why is it claimed that the problem is we don't have enough gun control, when passing gun control just makes the situation worse, as you admit?

And - perhaps most importantly - why are we ignoring the very real problem of gun confiscation AFTER it's been tried in at least one state (Connecticut)?!
There's three things you can do.

1. Prevent guns from entering the area.

2. Prevent guns from being acquired.

3. Prevent guns from being made.

Gun free schools are the first option. You check the people entering the area and prevent guns from getting in. A whoooooooooooole lot easier than preventing them from entering a city.

Conceal carry only increases gun violence. More people being armed means more chances for a conflict that ends without injury to escalate into murder. Look at the psycho at the movie theater who shot and killed a guy for using his cell phone and then claimed he did it because he feared for his life. Conceal carry is based on fear - fear that you could be attacked at any time so you have to protect yourself by shooting first. That's a failure way to live your life and a bad way to run a society.
Gun Free zones (including schools) are where most non-gang mass shootings take place. They very blatantly do not work. Aurora, Sandy Hook, Columbine... all gun-free zones

Statistics disagree with you on the second. Conceal Carry has been shown to DECREASE gun violence.

Society is based on trust. Gun bans are based on fear of guns, and on complete distrust of anyone who has one. Conceal carry is being prepared for the worst that could happen. That is EXACTLY how you live a good life and how you run a society.
 

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Shamanic Rhythm said:
I wondered when they were going to get around to making a World War One game, coming up on the centenary.

HalfTangible said:
We HAD stability in the middle east, just like we had stability in Vietnam. And then we decided to hand our victory over for no good reason (again) by leaving long before the region was able to take over for its own stabilization and we wonder why the region collapsed?

God, I hate hearing about politics here. It's not funny and it's generally inaccurate.
Hahaha. Oh wait, you're serious?

Nothing the US has done in either the Middle East or Vietnam has ever brought stability to the region. In Vietnam, they supported a completely unnecessary partition of the country because they didn't want the communists to control everything. Then they propped up a dictatorial regime which increased the profile of the Vietcong, then committed troops to escalate the conflict, and then sold out their South Vietnamese allies for the sake of two election-year peace deals and left them to be overrun.

As for Iraq, they invaded a country with a history of violent sectarian conflict and planned to establish a secular democracy. Then they established a precedent of military action in the event of a popular uprising being met by war crimes from the regime (Libya) and failed to act on it the next time it became a problem (Syria), allowing a sectarian guerrilla army to hijack the resistance movement and start taking apart the Iraqi army.
Vietnam: We HAD accomplished our goals in Vietnam. All we had to do was keep sending supplies to their government, as we'd promised. Of course, we didn't, and so two years after we'd won, we lost everything we'd built there. Because f$#% following through on your commitments, right? F#$% doing things that make sense in a war against your opposition, even if an indirect war. We should do something that sounds good on our resume!

Iraq: We HAD stability for a while. That's a fact. What militants were there were on the run. We could've made the peace permanent, too. Of course, we have a ludicrously incompetent government that decided that because it was somewhat stable now, we could leave and everything would be fine, despite the fact that any moron could've told you that that would create a power vacuum, collapse the region and lead to... well, what we have now.

jaded zombie said:
HalfTangible said:
Gun control in America has been tried and every single time it has made gun violence in that area even worse. *cough*Chicago*cough* And you wonder why we oppose it?

We HAD stability in the middle east, just like we had stability in Vietnam. And then we decided to hand our victory over for no good reason (again) by leaving long before the region was able to take over for its own stabilization and we wonder why the region collapsed?

God, I hate hearing about politics here. It's not funny and it's generally inaccurate.
You call bombing the living shit out of some place until all semblance of governmental institutions and economy on a macro scale are destroyed, then leaving behind a puppet government that would never be effective due to it's unrepresentative nature while also serving as the nearest target for all the hate created by the war crimes commited by the invading force, stability?

you ingest led paint regularly?
I call a region without war 'stable'. And whatever you may say or think about the Iraq war the place was less violent afterward, at least for a while. Saddam wasn't there to butcher his own people or attack us in violation of our treaties, and a democratic government was being established.

Then we fucked it up royally because apparently nobody learned anything from the Gulf war OR bothered to ask 'hey, how is this region gonna react when we go in?'