Zero Punctuation: Final Fantasy XIII

[DarkhoIlow]

Another great and funny review Mr.Croshaw!

Having to play more than 5h to see if you like the game or not shouldn't happen.Each with their own I guess..

 

[Brad Shepard]

shocker, he dident like it. the thing i am shocked about is the fact he liked FF6.

funny review as always, i wanted to bead that red head with a hammer as well... then throw her remains into a B-52's turbine.

 

[Muon]

Twenty hours in I can finally say "the game's actually STARTED!"

 

[Uszi]

Hilarious!

Above average quality this time. When I saw what it was, I prepared for boredom to set in as I prepared for Yahtzee to get onto his favorite sand box.

But not only did he climb onto that sand box, he did it with such flourish, finesse and comedic insight that I was awed by a monologue I'd heard like 50 times before from him.

When you can make your audience laugh at the same material years later, that's pretty good.

 

[Moriarty70]

OKAY, SO. The chocobo in Sazh's afro. Can we all agree to start calling it "frocobo"? Yes?

NO! It's ChocoBOO! And he goes for the eyes, you just can't see it since it's in the other fight going on off screen.

On a side note, don't blame the review at all. I've always agreed that if it takes time to get into, it didn't do it right. On the other hand, I knew what I was getting into with this game and I'm happy just enjoying the story for what it is, 5 minute seizure inducing fight scenes and all.

 

[VGFreak1225]

How am I not surprised?

 

[Plinglebob]

While I agree with his points and enjoyed the review, its a pity that he only played for 5 hours as a lot of the points (apart from the linearity and the time element) get negated as the game goes along. The story get better, the combat gets more involved and the characters end up being some of the best in an FF game (except Hope).

 

[Cherry Cola]

Did he say he loved FF6, yet shown a image of FF 3? or did i miss something? xD

Yes, you missed the notice that everyone who posts "XD" or it's variations are faggots.

Just like you apparently missed the notice that everyone who calls people faggots get punished by the mods.

 

[Viperish fall]

Another good review but dammit I wish I lived near the Mana Bar

 

[Phoenixlight]

This was much better than your previous review, and I was surprised he didn't make a comment about Vanille's austalian accent. Also, when you were talking about Final Fantasy XI you showed images of Final Fantasy III.

 

[Sylocat]

I had no idea that he liked VI. Way to go.

Now, if you want a JRPG without turn-based combat, in which you actually control the character, look no further than Kingdom Hearts, but I have a sneaking suspicion he wouldn't much care for that one, either. Personally, I fucking love it, but oh well.

 

[Gwen Hall]

I actually like final fantasy games...mostly. But I agree with most of his points. And FF6 was my favorite too. Then again, I'm an accountant, and I've always felt they had a nice spreadsheet data entry feel to them mixed with pretty colors.

 

[ssgt splatter]

Wow, the 5 time cards really broke the flow of the review. The funniest bit of the whole video for me was at the very end during the credits when he wrote "I've checked and yep, they already have erotic fanart of FFXIII."

 

[AnonymouZero]

THAT is the meaning of skull fucking. no deepthroat-gagging pussy-fucking. no... zp is HARDCORE.


a bit too hardcore... if i say so meself. But other than that... the luls just kept on coming.


too bad it was only 5 hours that were reviewed... wtf! Yahtzee, do your goddamn job and play some goddamn games!

 

[Blanks]

This isn't a review, more of a first impressions, much like The Witcher First Impressions video

And no, Yahtzee is not a fair critic and he's biased up the ass... i do hope he was being sarcastic >.>