I wonder what difficulty he had it on if he could just walk up to them and chainsaw them. If he tried that insane, I bet it would be a different story.
Zero Punctuation: Gears of War 2
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Awesome review, although after listening to the way you reviewed it, I have to ask if you played it on Insane? It's then you truly see how much of a ***** the game is and how challenging it is, all thanks to the emotional retard Dom, who rather would carry his dead wife's corpse to a grave on a nice hill instead of fighting, or thinking. But it is actually sometimes a good thing that Dom lacks a brain, cause shooters become so good when you fight for yourself, instead of relying on some dipshits.
I thought it was 1 of the funiest yatzee interviews yet because gears 2 is got so many problems but it is a good game
i hope, no demand, we get to fight the lambent locust in gears 3. if we don't i will KILL epic games
ok rain check it seems like on ZP videos i've already replyed on are still counting toward my post count
...Wait, did Yahtzee just call Gears a good game? This makes me question all that I had thought was fact about yahtzee.
I know the GoW story, and I agree with Yahtzee, will Dom please stop nagging about his "**** wife" as if it would help to nag. Accept the fact, it's impossible to save someone who's been missing for 15 fucking years in the underground! What would he expect, that they had her over for tea, and discussed their problems, with the only words they can say are words like "Grind!", "Attack", and "BOOM!".
P.S Who is Cliffy B (if I heard right) that Yahtzee's mentioned a number of times, and claims is not a sexy man? And why is he carrying a Lancer?
P.S Who is Cliffy B (if I heard right) that Yahtzee's mentioned a number of times, and claims is not a sexy man? And why is he carrying a Lancer?
I'm new here. Well not really, I've been watching these review for years, but never thought to register.
To me GOW2 is not as good as the first one. Dom is as DUMB as ever and the part about how your teammate (mainly DOM) just runs away when you are trying to get revived is dead on. Cole and Baird are usually good about reviving but DUMB ASS Dom is another story. And if Dom wasn't useless enough as it is, wait until he gets his hands on long shot (sniper rifle)...nothing but frustration! I beat this game once and haven't played it since.
To me GOW2 is not as good as the first one. Dom is as DUMB as ever and the part about how your teammate (mainly DOM) just runs away when you are trying to get revived is dead on. Cole and Baird are usually good about reviving but DUMB ASS Dom is another story. And if Dom wasn't useless enough as it is, wait until he gets his hands on long shot (sniper rifle)...nothing but frustration! I beat this game once and haven't played it since.
Sorry for my stupidity, but I'm not a part of Team Retard (although I will hit my head in the wall for not knowing, so soon maybe). I love the games, but I've never cared to check who designed it.Machines Are Us said:
Heh, I've always liked the Zero Punctuation reviews, but in this one, I lost it.
"fnarr fnarr"
God I laughed.
"fnarr fnarr"
God I laughed.
