Zero Punctuation: Gears of War 3

[Neiloken]

im sorry i would like to propose a name change for this game:

Gears of War 3: GO GET THE FUEL!!!

I honestly think this game is a waste of space in my xbox collection, i spent 5 hours trying to get fuel for a submarine!!! First some idiot blows it up, then some other idiot takes it away, eventually some GENIUS decides "you know what, maybe there's fuel right where the bloody submarine is kept!!!"

So quite frankly Gears of War 3: Arse Around With Chainsaws can bugger right off...

Crap game, dont buy, spend your money on a game with actual depth...

 

[Neiloken]

Yahtzee, you were positive to Gears 2 to because it had excellent pacing. Gears 3 had even better pacing, so I guess fuck all for reviewer consistency.

gears of war 3 had better pacing? Piss around till the idea bucket of "why we just cant seem to get hold of submarine fuel" dries up is not pacing... its stalling!

 

[jinroom]

Well, i like these reviews of yours, but i also liked the game.
and i do think is the same of before, only with more shiny stuff

 

[Hutzpah Chicken]

So, the Gears of War series ends with a subtle whimper. Cool.