Zero Punctuation: God of War III

[alldreamsfalldown]

God of War III. it has a push sword into face interface.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I didn't play God of War II, but the story after God of War I sounds rather contrived to me.

 

[oldmeme]

No great surprises. Sore throat was a little off putting at first, but we all get sick now and then. Looking forward to Just Cause 2 review in the near future.

 

[GeEom]

I like how from 5:02 onwards people think that clicking to the end of the video, and then quoting the end, will make us all belive that theyve watched it through and therefore we should pay atention to them and ... yeah no.
If you have a quotation, or less, to add to this thread, GO AND DIE.
We, unlike you, have seen the video, just now, just back then!
We dont need reruns yet!

 

[Quiet Stranger]

Every game is unrealistic!

 

[stok3r]

Either hes really bored or its a throat thing

..

I'm guessing bored

 

[lupercal27]

Good job. But are there collectable stars?

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

awesome review

shame about the sore throat though

 

[KnowYourOnion]

and the torrent of comments talking about his voice start now.......

Damn you for predicting me.

Nice review none the less, but I can't get over how weird the voice sounds......dammnit.

My Jedi mind powers are strong today
and he just sounds like he did on his first couple of videos for the Escapist.....oh joy I now sound elitist or just a plain ol' cock

 

[TwistedEllipses]

oh. I thought the ending to god of war III was going to be better.
I had assumed he would kill all of the Gods, only for Athena to make him realise that his petty pursuit of vengeance has trashed the planet. Racked with a new found guilt Kratos would travel back in time and kill himself before he can summon Ares and start this whole chain of events...but no.

 

[blacklab]

Is he on Xanax? There was lots of punctuation this week. Good one though.

 

[Tetranitrophenol]

He sounds more like his early reviews.

 

[twaddle]

... he says it's good. so since it will be about 1 year b4 iget it somebody give me a spoiler and spoil the ending for me. i already know the ending to birth by sleep so just tell me how the game ends plz

 

[Rheyvin]

After watching this I think I'll just buy the first game and leave it at that.

 

[traineesword]

Well, finally a review that DOESN'T paint this game in some sort of holy light of the gods. Heheh. But it still seems pretty fun... Not sure I would pick up a PS3 just for that though.

And man, I had no idea Kratos turned into such a dick. I played Chains of Olympus, and he seemed... reasonable in that one.

i think thats because in that one, most the time he seemed like he wanted to be with his daughter (which is nice), he was fighting for the Gods still (because he hadn't realised they would just keep using him again and again) and they were definatly painted to be worse then him. Its the prequel to the first one afterall, and from what i've seen (i've not played the others) he only gets more bad tempered and more of "a dick"

i bet my Elder Brothers playing this wherever he lives with his shiny PS3... i wish he'd stayed here instead, then i could have a ruddy go... then again, he's probably already sold it back and bought some other not-as-good-game

 

[TheRealGoochman]

wait.....taxis are not supposed to have balloon people driving them?

cool video, love my ZP fix for the week

 

[richard misiak]

He sounds more like his early reviews.

exactly what I was thinking

 

[capacollo]

Funny review as always.

this was actually a pretty positive review

I have to agree with you considering its Yahtzee

 

[zombie711]

He sounds sick. or maybe depressed because he has to decide between Bioware and Valve for march mayhem.