Zero Punctuation: Haze
- Thread starter Yahtzee Croshaw
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Bit late in responding but then again who here really cares? 
I loved it, that was amazing, the funniest since Mail Bag. I loved Oblivion review but this for comedic value outstripped all the rest. Amazing stuff, the 2D scenery joke had me in stitches.
Haze promised way too much, and didnt deliver anything but a bog standard FPs that works, but with a bland over hyped story and boring set pieces and bland levels. the necter system was a joke.
I loved it, that was amazing, the funniest since Mail Bag. I loved Oblivion review but this for comedic value outstripped all the rest. Amazing stuff, the 2D scenery joke had me in stitches.
Haze promised way too much, and didnt deliver anything but a bog standard FPs that works, but with a bland over hyped story and boring set pieces and bland levels. the necter system was a joke.
MGS4 had a simultaneous worldwide release iirc. Actually the Aussies should have got the game a day before the US and a half day before Europe, so thats pretty much a first if you don't count the Harry Potter books (which I don't)Shadrach said:
Still, your explanation is pretty much head on for the large majority of games I guess.
I to was hoping For an MGS4 Review, as much as i like the game Yahtzee could pick at so much from it and i think it would make a good argument! Though having Haze myself i do agree with whats said it seems that all free radical did was make a good shooter but forgot about everything else!!
I don't know why everyone complains about the ads. They're at the end. And there is a stop button. SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO WATCH THEM. As long as they don't start putting bonus features at the end, it won't bug me at all.
Ahem. I personally didn't feel anything for this review. I mean, usually I care one way or the other, but for some reason, not for this one. I'm going to watch it again, now...
Nope, couldn't make it through it again. It just didn't make me laugh this time. And as I never intend to buy any of the games Yahtzee reviews, the funny is the only reason I come.
Maybe it's because he didn't hate or love this game enough. Mediocre reviews are almost always mediocre entertainment.
Ahem. I personally didn't feel anything for this review. I mean, usually I care one way or the other, but for some reason, not for this one. I'm going to watch it again, now...
Nope, couldn't make it through it again. It just didn't make me laugh this time. And as I never intend to buy any of the games Yahtzee reviews, the funny is the only reason I come.
Maybe it's because he didn't hate or love this game enough. Mediocre reviews are almost always mediocre entertainment.
guessing you will see a few people finally registering to post after the crappy ads have finally gotten completely out of control. just want to thank yahtzee for some kickass reviews and wave goodbye. the ads are just to annoying now. hoping wherever he ends up next does this stuff more gracefully.
Yahtzee needs to get over his hatred of Halo. It was made SEVEN years ago! It was a good game back then. You can drivel on about unoriginal features all you like, it was the delivery that made it.
Regenerating health was used in an old X-Men game, yes ROTT had dual weilding, yes Duke Nukem had melee combat. Suprisingly, it wasn't the first game to be set in space. None of these things negate the actual quality of the game; interactive entertainment that is fun.
Get over yourself, there's no 'Casablanca' or 'The Godfather' yet in games. It's not hard to point out the flaws in a medium that relies on the unrealistic.
Regenerating health was used in an old X-Men game, yes ROTT had dual weilding, yes Duke Nukem had melee combat. Suprisingly, it wasn't the first game to be set in space. None of these things negate the actual quality of the game; interactive entertainment that is fun.
Get over yourself, there's no 'Casablanca' or 'The Godfather' yet in games. It's not hard to point out the flaws in a medium that relies on the unrealistic.
A friend brought this around to my place after renting it for the night.. and really thats about all i can stand from it. The only real feature we enjoy was the Co-op.
The idea (the IN roy) is a ok one and something new. But it really doesnt work like a brick boat it'll disapper into the darkness and no one's gonna miss it.
Thanks for another great Review ^^.
Also what flavour cornetto would you recommand ???
The idea (the IN roy) is a ok one and something new. But it really doesnt work like a brick boat it'll disapper into the darkness and no one's gonna miss it.
Thanks for another great Review ^^.
Also what flavour cornetto would you recommand ???
I haven't read a good review of this game yet so its not surprise. As for Halo, not everyone has to love your baby. Just I sympathize with Yhatzee's view on jingoistic, macho, nationalistic pricks in FPS. The fact is Yhatzee will hate most FPS games because he is a single player guy. He admits in his reviews that he doesn't do multi-player. Reviewing any FPS without the primary focus being on the single player is like going to a disco and not dancing.
On a side note, I rented Devil May Cry 4 and after several minutes I decided that Yhatzee was way too kind in his review that overwrought, steamer.
On a side note, I rented Devil May Cry 4 and after several minutes I decided that Yhatzee was way too kind in his review that overwrought, steamer.
Review Spyro 2 - the single greatest game ever created!!! ... except portal, of course... (the cake is a lie... or is it?)
Bloody brilliant ending to that game, but the bastard song won't stay out of my brain!
Even though i liked this game a lot of got to say that yahtzee makes a lot of valid points... wtf happened to the 'amazing' graphics that all the game mags were commenting on before it came out?
Bloody brilliant ending to that game, but the bastard song won't stay out of my brain!
Even though i liked this game a lot of got to say that yahtzee makes a lot of valid points... wtf happened to the 'amazing' graphics that all the game mags were commenting on before it came out?